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HoneyDragon Tue 31-Dec-13 23:00:45

I'm in the car park at Tesco. I've got the triplets in the car, but my leg has just fallen off too.

I'm not sure which parking space to use?

SomethingkindaOod Tue 31-Dec-13 23:01:27

Sod it, park in the doorway...

Binkyridesagain Tue 31-Dec-13 23:02:20

The disabled one of course, if you can straddle a P&C space with the car as well than that will be perfect, you need the room.

ChameleonCircuit Tue 31-Dec-13 23:02:30

Park over the road and hop in, you selfish entitled arse. Leave the parking spaces for others in more urgent need. angry wink

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Dec-13 23:02:31

I tried that but drive a monster truck, and it won't fit sad

YouTheCat Tue 31-Dec-13 23:02:52

Park at the fag counter. grin

My leg fell off too... but it grew back.

ssd Tue 31-Dec-13 23:02:52

drive straight to the p and c space and leave the kids there

and when your in tesco get one of those chickens that feed a family of 5 for 6 months, theyre great they are

IneedAsockamnesty Tue 31-Dec-13 23:02:58

Can you pick me up some butter?

Binkyridesagain Tue 31-Dec-13 23:03:23

What you buying?

IsabellaBird Tue 31-Dec-13 23:03:52

Due to your new slimline figure you should park in the motorcycle bay and not waste any more space

MsUumellmahaye Tue 31-Dec-13 23:04:09

park in a chav and goat space.

IsabellaBird Tue 31-Dec-13 23:04:43

(Giving up butter has done wonders for your waistline!)

drinkyourmilk Tue 31-Dec-13 23:04:55

Don't bother leaving the car. Just drive straight in!

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Dec-13 23:05:03

I've got to get coke, I've nothing in the house for the babies bottle.

Oh no. It's raining. What if the triplets dissolve?

I shall park in the veg aisle.

ThePinkOcelot Tue 31-Dec-13 23:05:10

Some of the threads on here tonight are pathetic! This one included!

hhhhhhh Tue 31-Dec-13 23:05:39

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Ledkr Tue 31-Dec-13 23:06:05

Quick hide. Mnhq are cross with joke posts.
Cross I tell thee.

Binkyridesagain Tue 31-Dec-13 23:06:29

The triplets won't dissolve, put them on the airer when you get home they'll be dry in the morning.

ChameleonCircuit Tue 31-Dec-13 23:06:40

If you went to Waitrose they'd take your shopping list and do it all for you. You should go to a naice supermarket.

drinkyourmilk Tue 31-Dec-13 23:07:18

Don't bother leaving the car. Just drive straight in!

headlesslambrini Tue 31-Dec-13 23:07:21

Fuck the veg isle - think of the triplates. Go for the crisps isle.

<tuts at the irresponsibility of some MNers>

MimsyBorogroves Tue 31-Dec-13 23:07:30

Drive straight in. Drop one of the triplets each time you need to press the clutch.

headlesslambrini Tue 31-Dec-13 23:08:43

Dont forget the blue dye either

Coconutty Tue 31-Dec-13 23:09:14

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

HoneyDragon Tue 31-Dec-13 23:09:38


The last time I misbehaved I got three members of Hq in doodah, kidnapped a Rowan and broke everyone's TIO.

All I got was a told so.

How can this be worse?

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