Spent all the benefits and can't afford the babysitter......surely the goat is a responsible adult!

[Wherediparkmybroom]

Happy new year

[IneedAsockamnesty]

Nah but the cat is

[FracturedViewOfLife]

Put reigns on the goat attach them to the baby reigns, sorted.

[ssd]

I always leave my kids with the goat, dont worry YANBU

[gallicgirl]

Can the goat feed the baby?

[InkleWinkle]

Can you not just use a baby monitor?

[LizzieVereker]

Bit irresponsible to rely on the goat. Ain't you got a nice big Rottie to mind Bubs? My dog would kill anyone who so much as looked at our lil' man. But he'd never harm the little one, no way, he's so gentle we let the baby ride him bareback using Xbox controllers as spurs.

[Wherediparkmybroom]

I've left them love film and a case of coke, but forgot to take the washing off the radiators....that'll be gone in the morning!
It is a nanny goat x

[delusionindex]

It would be wrong for anyone to advise against this, that would be judging you.

[wetaugust]

Of course the goat can babaysit - especially if she's a nanny goat.

[Thatisall]

Goats can significantly reduce your energy usage you know...so can thick vitamins

[wetaugust]

^ sorry Where... didn't see your joke before I posted.

Be careful - goats like to eat large flat screen TVs.

[GroupieGirl]

wet - that was such a baaaad pun.

[Groovee]

That bloody Peter Pan will spirit them away whille you're at the pub

[Wherediparkmybroom]

Flat screen! I'm on benefits we have a projector......all ready for the Jeremy Kyle debut,

[wetaugust]

Got the leopardskin jeggings ready then Where?

[Wherediparkmybroom]

Yep stole em from my twelve yo step daughter, they we look grand on my womanly size twenty frame!

[giraffesCantSledge]

You shouldn't use a nanny goat you should use a nanny dog! I hear Staffys are good for that - leave your child alone with a staffy and go out. Sorted.

[DameDeepRedBetty]

Ah... lovely for normal service to be resumed!

Happy New Year everyone

[ProudAS]

What about a collie dog like Lassie?

[Wherediparkmybroom]

Would do proud but my rl collie is mad as a brush and quite frankly pretty old!

[crumblebumblebee]

Stop being a twat by bumping last years threads.

[morethanpotatoprints]

No, don't suggest a dog that is clearly wrong look what happened to Wendy and her brothers that I forget their names.
Unless you want them whisked off to neverland I say trust the goat.