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Spent all the benefits and can't afford the babysitter......surely the goat is a responsible adult!

(30 Posts)
Wherediparkmybroom Tue 31-Dec-13 22:54:51

Happy new year

IneedAsockamnesty Tue 31-Dec-13 22:55:38

Nah but the cat is

FracturedViewOfLife Tue 31-Dec-13 22:55:52

Put reigns on the goat attach them to the baby reigns, sorted.

ssd Tue 31-Dec-13 22:55:58

I always leave my kids with the goat, dont worry YANBU

gallicgirl Tue 31-Dec-13 22:56:05

Can the goat feed the baby?

Coconutty Tue 31-Dec-13 22:56:10

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Coconutty Tue 31-Dec-13 22:56:39

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InkleWinkle Tue 31-Dec-13 23:00:53

Can you not just use a baby monitor?

LizzieVereker Tue 31-Dec-13 23:03:04

Bit irresponsible to rely on the goat. Ain't you got a nice big Rottie to mind Bubs? My dog would kill anyone who so much as looked at our lil' man. But he'd never harm the little one, no way, he's so gentle we let the baby ride him bareback using Xbox controllers as spurs.

Wherediparkmybroom Tue 31-Dec-13 23:09:18

I've left them love film and a case of coke, but forgot to take the washing off the radiators....that'll be gone in the morning!
It is a nanny goat x

delusionindex Tue 31-Dec-13 23:10:37

It would be wrong for anyone to advise against this, that would be judging you.

wetaugust Tue 31-Dec-13 23:11:28

Of course the goat can babaysit - especially if she's a nanny goat.

Thatisall Tue 31-Dec-13 23:12:32

Goats can significantly reduce your energy usage you know...so can thick vitamins

wetaugust Tue 31-Dec-13 23:13:07

^ sorry Where... didn't see your joke before I posted.

Be careful - goats like to eat large flat screen TVs.

GroupieGirl Tue 31-Dec-13 23:13:13

wet - that was such a baaaad pun.

Groovee Tue 31-Dec-13 23:23:39

That bloody Peter Pan will spirit them away whille you're at the pub

Wherediparkmybroom Tue 31-Dec-13 23:25:21

Flat screen! I'm on benefits we have a projector......all ready for the Jeremy Kyle debut,

wetaugust Tue 31-Dec-13 23:37:03

Got the leopardskin jeggings ready then Where?

Wherediparkmybroom Tue 31-Dec-13 23:39:43

Yep stole em from my twelve yo step daughter, they we look grand on my womanly size twenty frame!

giraffesCantSledge Wed 01-Jan-14 07:40:32

You shouldn't use a nanny goat you should use a nanny dog! I hear Staffys are good for that - leave your child alone with a staffy and go out. Sorted.

<sits back>

DameDeepRedBetty Wed 01-Jan-14 07:45:25

Ah... lovely for normal service to be resumed!

Happy New Year everyone smile

ProudAS Wed 01-Jan-14 08:54:05

What about a collie dog like Lassie?

Wherediparkmybroom Wed 01-Jan-14 10:49:54

Would do proud but my rl collie is mad as a brush and quite frankly pretty old!

Coconutty Wed 31-Dec-14 22:26:55

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

crumblebumblebee Wed 31-Dec-14 23:01:31

Stop being a twat by bumping last years threads.

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