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AIBU?

To keep a goat in the garden of my council house?

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 31/12/2013 22:28

Anyone?

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NinjaBunny · 31/12/2013 22:29

I have a polar bear in mine.

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IsabellaBird · 31/12/2013 22:29

Baaaaa

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gordyslovesheep · 31/12/2013 22:29

yabu - if you have a council ouse you qualify for 5 goats and a cow

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 31/12/2013 22:29

I can't afford the ice for the polar bear. Or the fucking glacier mints.

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LydiasLunch · 31/12/2013 22:29

I have a unicorn.

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Coconutty · 31/12/2013 22:29

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ClutchingPearls · 31/12/2013 22:29

What TV is said goat watching? tis important.

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needaholidaynow · 31/12/2013 22:30

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figgypuddings · 31/12/2013 22:30

Goats are so last year.

Yak is the new goat.

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TheBigJessie · 31/12/2013 22:31

get 24 chickens instead. Then each one will feed your family for a fortnight, and you can give some of your Safety Net™ money scrounged from hard-working bankers back to the government.

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RandyRudolf · 31/12/2013 22:31

You're so common. Everyone knows goats are so 2013. Alpaca is the way to go, it's the new black.

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 31/12/2013 22:31

Goat insists on 60" plasma. Of course.

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LEMoncehadacatcalledSANTA · 31/12/2013 22:32

We are so over the goats now - its all about the micropig!

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HombreLobo · 31/12/2013 22:33

Goats are specifically excluded in the deeds of our ex-council house

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GoodNewsGrinch · 31/12/2013 22:33

Would this be a good thread on which to ask someone to explain the goats and benefits reference to me please? Is it to do with kids?

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AntlersInAllOfMyDecorating · 31/12/2013 22:33

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rabbitlady · 31/12/2013 22:34

i keep my goat in the kitchen but we're privately owned. i was thinking of trading him in for an alpaca but he matches the bespoke kitchen units.

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AnUnearthlyChild · 31/12/2013 22:35

Fuck the lot of you.

I OWN a house

Yah

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Islenka · 31/12/2013 22:36

Poor disadvantaged goat. ONLY 60''?

MY guinea pig/goat hybrid has a 6ft2 TV.

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MurderOfGoths · 31/12/2013 22:36

GoodNews Thread a long time ago where the goady fucker OP said benefit scroungers "get [her] goat". People decided to take her literally

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wannabedomesticgoddess · 31/12/2013 22:37

I think someone once said "it gets on my goat" when talking about benefits.

And it stuck.

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GoGoveGo · 31/12/2013 22:38

YABU, everybody knows they eat anything so your benefits cheques are at risk if the postman drops them in your garden.

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FracturedViewOfLife · 31/12/2013 22:39

I want to know where everyone is getting these goats from!

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GoGoveGo · 31/12/2013 22:40

It's the UK version of 'adopt a goat' - the upper classes can resolve their guilt at being filthy rich and can choose to have the goat given to a family on benefits instead of to an African village.