Talk

Advanced search

To keep a goat in the garden of my council house?

(100 Posts)
YoureAllABunchOfBastards Tue 31-Dec-13 22:28:15

Anyone?

NinjaBunny Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:00

I have a polar bear in mine.

IsabellaBird Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:01

Baaaaa

gordyslovesheep Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:24

yabu - if you have a council ouse you qualify for 5 goats and a cow

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:46

I can't afford the ice for the polar bear. Or the fucking glacier mints.

LydiasLunch Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:48

I have a unicorn.

Coconutty Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:54

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ClutchingPearls Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:58

What TV is said goat watching? tis important.

needaholidaynow Tue 31-Dec-13 22:30:05

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

figgypuddings Tue 31-Dec-13 22:30:37

Goats are so last year.

Yak is the new goat.

TheBigJessie Tue 31-Dec-13 22:31:05

get 24 chickens instead. Then each one will feed your family for a fortnight, and you can give some of your Safety Net™ money scrounged from hard-working bankers back to the government.

RandyRudolf Tue 31-Dec-13 22:31:13

You're so common. Everyone knows goats are so 2013. Alpaca is the way to go, it's the new black.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards Tue 31-Dec-13 22:31:54

Goat insists on 60" plasma. Of course.

LEMoncehadacatcalledSANTA Tue 31-Dec-13 22:32:43

We are so over the goats now - its all about the micropig!

HombreLobo Tue 31-Dec-13 22:33:10

Goats are specifically excluded in the deeds of our ex-council house smile

GoodNewsGrinch Tue 31-Dec-13 22:33:29

Would this be a good thread on which to ask someone to explain the goats and benefits reference to me please? Is it to do with kids?

AntlersInAllOfMyDecorating Tue 31-Dec-13 22:33:43

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines.

rabbitlady Tue 31-Dec-13 22:34:16

i keep my goat in the kitchen but we're privately owned. i was thinking of trading him in for an alpaca but he matches the bespoke kitchen units.

AnUnearthlyChild Tue 31-Dec-13 22:35:13

Fuck the lot of you.

I OWN a house

Yah

Islenka Tue 31-Dec-13 22:36:44

Poor disadvantaged goat. ONLY 60''?

MY guinea pig/goat hybrid has a 6ft2 TV.

MurderOfGoths Tue 31-Dec-13 22:36:59

GoodNews Thread a long time ago where the goady fucker OP said benefit scroungers "get [her] goat". People decided to take her literally grin

I think someone once said "it gets on my goat" when talking about benefits.

And it stuck.

GoGoveGo Tue 31-Dec-13 22:38:34

YABU, everybody knows they eat anything so your benefits cheques are at risk if the postman drops them in your garden.

FracturedViewOfLife Tue 31-Dec-13 22:39:13

I want to know where everyone is getting these goats from!

GoGoveGo Tue 31-Dec-13 22:40:15

It's the UK version of 'adopt a goat' - the upper classes can resolve their guilt at being filthy rich and can choose to have the goat given to a family on benefits instead of to an African village.

Join the discussion

Join the discussion

Registering is free, easy, and means you can join in the discussion, get discounts, win prizes and lots more.

Register now