To want to ark in p and c space to buy my champagne

[Ledkr]

Ok so I'm fuming.
I drank my two bottles quicker than expected so had to go to sainsbos to stick up.
Kids in onsies and goat poorly so had to take them with me in the car but p and c spades all taken'
I ended up having to drive around the actual store which I think possess few people off, but what choice did I have?

[gordyslovesheep]

None - oh some people make me furious the selfish fuckers - hope you managed to buy your champers xxxx

[Ledkr]

Sorry I think I meant to say pissed people off!

[CeliaLytton]

I know it's pissing down but an ark will probably take up many p&c spaces so for that reason alone, YABU

[Ledkr]

I did but caused some disruption to other shoppers (I have a white range rover btw)

[RandyRudolf]

Stealth boast. What's wrong with a bottle of Lambrini or Blue Nun.

[kinkyfuckery]

Why would people be pissed off about it? You had a genuine need, no?

Some people are just self-important ignorant fuckers.

Hope you got your champers, hun!

[Ledkr]

Exactly. Cheeky fuckers giving my the evil eye as I drive past. No idea of real need some people.

[usualsuspect]

The miserable fuckers.

Just run them over.

[NigellaLaw5on]

bottoms up old bean.

[magimedi]

Load of cunt aching knobs - you tell 'em!


HNY!

[giraffesCantSledge]

I have actual tears

[SarahAndFuckTheResolutions]

So to sum up, you committed armed robbery in Sainsbury's with two chavvily dressed children and a sick farm animal as your accomplices, causing more than one person to suffer from demonic possession which manifested itself in the way they looked at your ugly car, which you were driving drunkenly along the wine aisle.

YANBU.

[tudorqueen]

Your actions sound perfectly reasonable to me!!

[sleepingdragon]

I think YABU simply for not getting in enough chanpange in the first place. Or did Ocado mess up your order or something?

[Wherediparkmybroom]

I remember this one! Buy a dozen darling!!!!!

[KellyElly]

Shower of cunts. Punch them all in their faces!

[Wolfiefan]

This is why I never buy my own. My Sommelier sends the butler.
Simple.

[Angel1983]

Hopefully, you are more prepared this year and have left the goat on the farm.

YDWNBU

[Tobyjugg]

Someone should report you to the RSPCA - that poor goat! Did your vet say it was well enough to travel?

[SilverShins]

You cannot, CANNOT take a fucking goat into Sainsburys. Not in a trolley. Not in a car. You are dicusting.

[Passmethecrisps]

I hope you shared the champs with the goat.

[theendoftheendoftheend]

Smug bitch

[AshesOfRoses]

YANBU to have driven around Sainsburys like the Blues Brothers in a shopping mall in search of champagne. It's 2014 FFS.

[Samcro]

So if all the spades are taken
What happens if it snowss? How will you dig yourself out


Think of the children