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To want to ark in p and c space to buy my champagne

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Ledkr Tue 31-Dec-13 22:27:39

Ok so I'm fuming.
I drank my two bottles quicker than expected so had to go to sainsbos to stick up.
Kids in onsies and goat poorly so had to take them with me in the car but p and c spades all taken'
I ended up having to drive around the actual store which I think possess few people off, but what choice did I have?

gordyslovesheep Tue 31-Dec-13 22:28:42

None - oh some people make me furious the selfish fuckers - hope you managed to buy your champers xxxx

Ledkr Tue 31-Dec-13 22:28:48

Sorry I think I meant to say pissed people off!

CeliaLytton Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:41

I know it's pissing down but an ark will probably take up many p&c spaces so for that reason alone, YABU

Ledkr Tue 31-Dec-13 22:29:45

I did but caused some disruption to other shoppers (I have a white range rover btw)

RandyRudolf Tue 31-Dec-13 22:38:17

Stealth boast. What's wrong with a bottle of Lambrini or Blue Nun.

kinkyfuckery Tue 31-Dec-13 22:38:34

Why would people be pissed off about it? You had a genuine need, no?

Some people are just self-important ignorant fuckers.

Hope you got your champers, hun!

Ledkr Tue 31-Dec-13 22:42:33

Exactly. Cheeky fuckers giving my the evil eye as I drive past. No idea of real need some people.
<shakes head>

usualsuspect Tue 31-Dec-13 22:44:30

The miserable fuckers.

Just run them over.

NigellaLaw5on Tue 31-Dec-13 22:46:26

bottoms up old bean.

magimedi Tue 31-Dec-13 22:54:35

Load of cunt aching knobs - you tell 'em!


giraffesCantSledge Wed 01-Jan-14 13:28:58

I have actual tears

SarahAndFuckTheResolutions Wed 01-Jan-14 14:07:58

So to sum up, you committed armed robbery in Sainsbury's with two chavvily dressed children and a sick farm animal as your accomplices, causing more than one person to suffer from demonic possession which manifested itself in the way they looked at your ugly car, which you were driving drunkenly along the wine aisle.


tudorqueen Wed 01-Jan-14 14:12:57

Your actions sound perfectly reasonable to me!!

Coconutty Wed 31-Dec-14 21:43:52

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

sleepingdragon Wed 31-Dec-14 21:52:34

I think YABU simply for not getting in enough chanpange in the first place. Or did Ocado mess up your order or something?

Wherediparkmybroom Wed 31-Dec-14 21:53:13

I remember this one! Buy a dozen darling!!!!!

KellyElly Wed 31-Dec-14 21:55:12

Shower of cunts. Punch them all in their faces!

Wolfiefan Wed 31-Dec-14 21:55:17

This is why I never buy my own. My Sommelier sends the butler.

Angel1983 Wed 31-Dec-14 21:55:47

Hopefully, you are more prepared this year and have left the goat on the farm.


Tobyjugg Wed 31-Dec-14 21:56:12

Someone should report you to the RSPCA - that poor goat! Did your vet say it was well enough to travel?

SilverShins Wed 31-Dec-14 21:56:48

You cannot, CANNOT take a fucking goat into Sainsburys. Not in a trolley. Not in a car. You are dicusting.

Passmethecrisps Wed 31-Dec-14 21:57:43

I hope you shared the champs with the goat.

theendoftheendoftheend Wed 31-Dec-14 21:59:04

Smug bitch

AshesOfRoses Wed 31-Dec-14 22:02:58

YANBU to have driven around Sainsburys like the Blues Brothers in a shopping mall in search of champagne. It's 2014 FFS.

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