WIBU to ostentatiously get up and move to escape fellow passenger's disgusting eating noises?

[quesadilla]

That's it really. Almost empty train. Will be really pointed if I move. Woman is scarfing down something from Greggs with her mouth wide open. In my view this is equal to antisocial phone use/music use. I really hate noisy eaters.

[Gruntfuttock]

YWDNBU. I hated commuting because of things like this. shudder

[Gruntfuttock]

Should have added, that when I was commuting the train was always pcked, so I couldn't have moved if this happened, but I certainly would have done, whenever possible.

[whereisshe]

YWNBU. I've done that. I've moved entire carriages to get away from other people's vomit-smelling pasties etc.

[Gruntfuttock]

Packed not pcked

[LucySnoweShouldRelax]

I like the need to point out that it was 'something from Greggs'.

If there's free space elsewhere, then of course move. Don't see where the issue is.

[quesadilla]

I just can't understand how people can be that lacking in self-awareness...

[5OBalesofHay]

Mmmm just fancy something from greggs now

[HECTheHeraldAngelsSing]

what, no "gosh that sounds delicious" wide eyed innocent remark?

[quesadilla]

Lucy yep, although to be fair I would have been just as naused out if it had been some alfalfa sprouts on a mung bean pattie with a tahini relish.

[Gruntfuttock]

"I just can't understand how people can be that lacking in self-awareness..."

They're the same kind of people that stop dead at the end of an escalator, or immediately after they've gone through shop doorways. Oblivious to other people.

[Lottapianos]

You are so not being unreasonable OP. It's so disgusting. My DP sometimes 'chomps' his food noisily and it makes me wants to smash things. I have no idea how people don't hear themselves and feel suitably mortified.

[MrsBennetsEldest]

If you need to move, just move. So while the woman carries on eating you thought you would consult an online forum for advice. I hope she follows you with another Gregg's special.

[quesadilla]

I moved. She followed me :)

[HECTheHeraldAngelsSing]

She followed you?

She actually followed you?

She moved seats with you?

You got up and moved to a different seat and she got out of her seat and came to sit with you?

You're travelling together, aren't you? You're actually with her.

[thankfeckitschrismas]

Those noises make me stabby

[LaRegina]

Really?

I'd be a bit scared now....

[TheHeadlessLadyofCannock]

Are you sure it wasn't you reflected in the train window, OP?

[Ifcatshadthumbs]

Last week I was crammed on a train standing room only and the guy pressed up behind me was eating a big cake AND talking to his mate at the same time. I wanted to do him actual physical harm.

[Lottapianos]

Followed you? Is she deliberately trying to wind you up? Dear me. Can you pretend you're getting off at next stop and just go in another carriage?

[diddl]

Ooh-move again & see what happens!

[MrsTerrysChocolateOrange]

Is it your own child?

It would be my Dad and he would follow me.

[LadyFlumpalot]

Is it you, MrsBennetsEldest, who is eating noisily?

[C4ro]

It's your daughter isn't it...
Pffft.

[HesterShaw]

God no! Yuck, how disgusting.

I had to move the other week because of someone sniffing.

Sniff
Sniff sniff
SNIFF
sniff sniff sniff
SNIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF
massive snort of catarrh

Other people should be banned on public transport.

[HesterShaw]

Arf at Gosh that sounds delicious! :o