Politician Snog Marry Avoid

[Bourjois]

But only from this list. And you MUST snog someone:

George Osborne
Gideon Osborne
G Osborne
Nick Clegg
George Osborne
Boris Johnson
N Clegg Esq
George Osborne

[LaurieFairyCake]

Snog Boris

Marry Clegg

Kill Osborne

[BohemianGirl]

You have a bit of an Osbourne fetish going on there.

So Im going to snog Boris Johnson
then Im going to marry Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, because you forgot him
Sadly Im going to avoid all Cleggs

[rumbleinthrjungle]

Urgh. No. Not under any circumstances. Not until you add 'put bucket on head and feed with frogs' option.

[mrscog]

Errmmm not quite the list I was hoping for but at least toadface Balls isn't on there.

Song Nick Clegg
Marry Boris
Avoid Gideon

[fifi669]

Snog Clegg, marry Boris because I think he's funny, avoid Osborne as he seems dull.

[MrsDarylDixon]

That's so odd bourgois - they were the three I'd chosen from reading your title before I clicked on the thread!

So snog Clegg

Marry Boris


And push gideon under a bus.

[Thants]

Marry Clegg, snog Boris and kill Osborne. Bleurgh!

[AlbertHerbertHawkins]

Tom Watson x 3

[DiseasesOfTheSheep]

What bohemian said here too.

[thebody]

snog Boris, avoid Clegg, marry the twat as he's rich and then poison him.

[ohtanmybum]

Wouldn't touch any of them with a barge pole, so I can't play, sorry. But, if anyone says they want to snog or marry Gideon I guarantee she's his wife.

[Bourjois]

ARGH, I'd forgotten about Ed Balls mrscog so I am going to make amends and add him to the list. DH has also reminded me that Eric Pickles is a fine dish, so here's the updated list:

George Osborne
Eric Pickles
Ed Balls
Boris Johnson
Nick Clegg
John Bercow minus the wife
Theresa May, because I'm all for equal opportunities
Shall I put in Dave? Shall I? Shall I?
No. I won't. HA!

[ohtanmybum]

body - Mrs O - so that's your plan.

[friday16]

www.sexymp.co.uk

[Bowlersarm]

Easy peasey. Snog Boris, marry Clegg, avoid all the others.

[LineRunner]

I am going to snog Alistair Campbell
Marry Alistair Campbell
and kill Gideon Osbourne

[littleomar]

If we can't have Zac goldsmith I'm not playing

[LineRunner]

Is there a Mrs Pickles?

Would she like to come on MN?

[WhatTheHellIsHappening]

Marry Boris.

At least I could probably convince him to sort the hair out.

[BeigeBuffet]

Can you imagine being married to Clegg? He'd drive you around the bend by saying he wasn't going to do something and then 10 minutes later he's be doing what he said he wasn't going to do.

Marry Alistair Campbell
Snog Boris (well he's had so many affairs he's bound to be a good snog)
Kill Gideon.

[Mushypeasandchipstogo]

Snog Boris
Marry Boris
Avoid anybody not called Boris.

[Mushypeasandchipstogo]

Please could we have David Milliband ?

[Bourjois]

Sorry, mushypeas, David Milliband is actually quite attractive. But I'll add Ed Milliband to the list if you like.

[LineRunner]

I would snog Malcolm Tucker, but he's gone time travelling now.

[thebody]

ohtanmybum damn been rumbled!