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Bourjois Mon 02-Dec-13 19:47:58

But only from this list. And you MUST snog someone:

George Osborne
Gideon Osborne
G Osborne
Nick Clegg
George Osborne
Boris Johnson
N Clegg Esq
George Osborne

LaurieFairyCake Mon 02-Dec-13 19:51:04

Snog Boris

Marry Clegg

Kill Osborne

BohemianGirl Mon 02-Dec-13 20:02:06

You have a bit of an Osbourne fetish going on there.

So Im going to snog Boris Johnson
then Im going to marry Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, because you forgot him
Sadly Im going to avoid all Cleggs

rumbleinthrjungle Mon 02-Dec-13 20:08:52

Urgh. No. Not under any circumstances. Not until you add 'put bucket on head and feed with frogs' option.

mrscog Mon 02-Dec-13 20:24:38

Errmmm not quite the list I was hoping for but at least toadface Balls isn't on there.

Song Nick Clegg
Marry Boris
Avoid Gideon

fifi669 Mon 02-Dec-13 20:30:33

Snog Clegg, marry Boris because I think he's funny, avoid Osborne as he seems dull.

MrsDarylDixon Mon 02-Dec-13 20:33:18

That's so odd bourgois - they were the three I'd chosen from reading your title before I clicked on the thread!

So snog Clegg

Marry Boris

And push gideon under a bus.

Thants Mon 02-Dec-13 20:34:07

Marry Clegg, snog Boris and kill Osborne. Bleurgh!

AlbertHerbertHawkins Mon 02-Dec-13 20:34:10

Tom Watson x 3

DiseasesOfTheSheep Mon 02-Dec-13 20:37:37

What bohemian said here too.

thebody Mon 02-Dec-13 20:40:06

snog Boris, avoid Clegg, marry the twat as he's rich and then poison him.

ohtanmybum Mon 02-Dec-13 20:41:10

Wouldn't touch any of them with a barge pole, so I can't play, sorry. But, if anyone says they want to snog or marry Gideon I guarantee she's his wife.

Bourjois Mon 02-Dec-13 20:41:21

ARGH, I'd forgotten about Ed Balls mrscog so I am going to make amends and add him to the list. DH has also reminded me that Eric Pickles is a fine dish, so here's the updated list:

George Osborne
Eric Pickles
Ed Balls
Boris Johnson
Nick Clegg
John Bercow minus the wife
Theresa May, because I'm all for equal opportunities
Shall I put in Dave? Shall I? Shall I?
No. I won't. HA!

ohtanmybum Mon 02-Dec-13 20:43:33

body - Mrs O - so that's your plan.

friday16 Mon 02-Dec-13 20:44:13

Bowlersarm Mon 02-Dec-13 20:46:51

Easy peasey. Snog Boris, marry Clegg, avoid all the others.

LineRunner Mon 02-Dec-13 20:49:18

I am going to snog Alistair Campbell
Marry Alistair Campbell
and kill Gideon Osbourne

littleomar Mon 02-Dec-13 20:50:17

If we can't have Zac goldsmith I'm not playing

LineRunner Mon 02-Dec-13 21:00:37

Is there a Mrs Pickles?

Would she like to come on MN?

WhatTheHellIsHappening Mon 02-Dec-13 21:06:33

Marry Boris.

At least I could probably convince him to sort the hair out.

BeigeBuffet Mon 02-Dec-13 21:36:04

Can you imagine being married to Clegg? He'd drive you around the bend by saying he wasn't going to do something and then 10 minutes later he's be doing what he said he wasn't going to do.

Marry Alistair Campbell
Snog Boris (well he's had so many affairs he's bound to be a good snog)
Kill Gideon.

Mushypeasandchipstogo Mon 02-Dec-13 21:39:52

Snog Boris
Marry Boris
Avoid anybody not called Boris.

Mushypeasandchipstogo Mon 02-Dec-13 21:41:44

Please could we have David Milliband ?

Bourjois Mon 02-Dec-13 22:12:16

Sorry, mushypeas, David Milliband is actually quite attractive. But I'll add Ed Milliband to the list if you like.

LineRunner Mon 02-Dec-13 22:14:42

I would snog Malcolm Tucker, but he's gone time travelling now.

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