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To ask you to help name my business?

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DrSeuss Thu 14-Nov-13 12:50:39

Crocheted hats, scarves etc. I refer to myself as a hooker so have no problem with the name being slightly, er, risque!
Thoughts, please?

AlbertGiordino Thu 14-Nov-13 12:54:37

There is a fashion for*"The xxxxx Company"* style namings at the moment.

So say you live in Chichester - "The Chichester Crochet Company" or similar.

Just send me a cheque once the profits roll in....

AlbertGiordino Thu 14-Nov-13 12:55:42

boldness fail

MummyBeerest Thu 14-Nov-13 12:56:30

Damn! I know absolutely jack shit about knitting.


{goes in the corner}

RevengeWiggle Thu 14-Nov-13 12:58:10

Umm.... Hooked on Ewe? I'm terrible at this.

NotActuallyAMum Thu 14-Nov-13 13:07:09

Get Knitted

PomBearWithAnOFRS Thu 14-Nov-13 13:17:27

Seuess' Hand Jobs grin

RevengeWiggle Thu 14-Nov-13 13:18:14

Ha! Please go with that one ^

DrSeuss Thu 14-Nov-13 13:41:13

Pombear-I love it but might be refused a stall at the local craft fair!

Crochet, ladies, not knitting.

SueDoku Thu 14-Nov-13 13:45:02

'The Happy Hooker'......?? grin

Objection Thu 14-Nov-13 14:25:08

Woolen Hooker?

[Goes and joins MummyBeerest in the corner]

SoldAtAuction Thu 14-Nov-13 14:33:17

The Knotty Hooker?

HelpfulChap Thu 14-Nov-13 14:37:58

By Hook or by Crook?

Crochet Touche!

If you were Dutch you could have had - The Hook of Holland


Minion Thu 14-Nov-13 14:41:07

Playing hooky.
Forget me knot.
Handy hooker!?!

HenriettaPie Thu 14-Nov-13 14:43:57

Hook n Yarn?

Sieveoooplay Thu 14-Nov-13 14:44:29

Captain Hook
Hook, Line and Sinker

Sieveoooplay Thu 14-Nov-13 14:44:37

Dr Hook?

mrspremise Thu 14-Nov-13 15:08:59

an adjective and an animal seems to be a bit of a business name 'thing' too... could you have a play with that idea? Hooky Hedgehog? Playful Platypus Crochet?

DorothyBastard Thu 14-Nov-13 16:00:25

Crotchety old lady?

MelanieCheeks Thu 14-Nov-13 16:14:40

Crochet Chic?

nitrox Thu 14-Nov-13 16:53:13

Housewife Hooker (not sure if you are a housewife)

Gorja Thu 14-Nov-13 16:56:16

Woolly hugs.

Crochet Corner

Wooly Hooker

DrSeuss Thu 14-Nov-13 16:57:37

Am liking Crochety Old Lady!

DorothyBastard Thu 14-Nov-13 16:59:09

Yay! I'm usually crap at puns smile

intitgrand Thu 14-Nov-13 17:00:19

I think you should steer well clear of any hooker may not bother you but why risk alienating potential customers
I think some 'sheep reference is a good idea.

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