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to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

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ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 19:40:29

women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

TheDoctrineOfWho Sun 10-Nov-13 23:10:18

Anyone else see River Song's message on a mountain to the Doctor as a nod to God's last message to creation?

Panzee Sun 10-Nov-13 23:04:20

So you think that time flows that way, do you? Interesting...

PseudoBadger Sun 10-Nov-13 21:53:52

And so the Universe ended.

Panzee Sun 10-Nov-13 21:09:47

We are in this cave.

ElizabethBathory Sun 10-Nov-13 21:02:58

We could really, you know, be in this cave...

Panzee Sun 10-Nov-13 17:23:15

heartisaspade nobody reads past the third billion pages so they are intentionally left blank to save on printing costs.

DoctorTwo Sun 10-Nov-13 09:14:29

Arthur knew he couldn't die till he'd been to Stavromula Beta.

heartisaspade Sun 10-Nov-13 09:04:17

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

FestiveEdition Sun 10-Nov-13 08:34:03

I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is

SecretWitch Sat 09-Nov-13 23:51:40

I could really use a wish right now

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 21:49:24

Is there any tea on this spaceship?

The tiny oddly-shaped bit of card which a ticket inspector cuts out of a ticket with his clipper for no apparent reason. It is a little-known fact that the confetti at Princess Margaret's wedding was made up of thousands of didcots collected by inspectors on the Royal Train.

(Meaning of Liff)

ElleBellyBeeblebrox Sat 09-Nov-13 21:37:29

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?

perplexedpirate Sat 09-Nov-13 21:34:48

I can't stop coming back to this thread. I need to put a SEP field around it.

LifeHuh Sat 09-Nov-13 20:56:30

Why stop now,just when I'm hating it?

FrankelInFoal Sat 09-Nov-13 20:43:25

I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox, my father was Zaphod Beeblebrox the Second, my grandfather Zaphod Beeblebrox the Third... There was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine.

MadBusLady Sat 09-Nov-13 20:34:55

Many people of course became extremely rich but this was all very well and nothing to be ashamed of because no-one was really poor, at least, no-one worth speaking of.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Sat 09-Nov-13 20:33:15

Telephone sanitisers!

FrankelInFoal Sat 09-Nov-13 20:27:59

The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

PseudoBadger Sat 09-Nov-13 20:27:26

Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you all right?

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 20:23:01

Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper

ElleBellyBeeblebrox Sat 09-Nov-13 20:13:53

Arthur Dent?
Arthur Philip Dent?
You're a jerk.A complete arsehole.

FestiveEdition Sat 09-Nov-13 20:11:03

Oh dear, I hadn't thought of that
< promptly vanishes in a puff of logic>

Cadsuane Sat 09-Nov-13 20:00:27

Hay who do you think you are honey, Zaphod Beeblebrox or something?
Count the heads.

Cadsuane Sat 09-Nov-13 19:55:55

Zootlewordle Zoortlewordle Zootleworld

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