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to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

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ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 19:40:29

women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

mrsmalcolmreynolds Thu 07-Nov-13 20:23:12

I prefer the term geek, personally grin

RevelsRoulette Thu 07-Nov-13 20:25:08

Sorry. Geek. Of course. I got distracted by the smug elevator.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:30:58

Glad to be of service.

PeppiNephrine Thu 07-Nov-13 20:31:11

Brain the size of a planet and what am I doing? Answering you lot.
Don't try and outweird me. I get stranger things than you with my breakfast cereal.

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 20:33:14

Well you found the notice didn't you?

Yes, I did. It was in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying beware of the leopard. Ever thought of going into advertising?

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:34:43

I wonder what will happen, if I press this red button?

perplexedpirate Thu 07-Nov-13 20:36:29

You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:37:11

Our what Sir? The phone Sir!

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:40:56

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.

BearsInMotion Thu 07-Nov-13 20:42:49

Oh no, not again.

ShipwreckedAndComatose Thu 07-Nov-13 20:42:57

I don't mean to interrupt any of you but there is an infinite number of monkeys out here that want to talk to you about this script for Hamlet they have written...

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:44:21

Belgium man Belgium!

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:45:54

What's this rushing up to meet me, I wonder if it will be my friend?

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:47:10

Eddie's in the space time continuum.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:48:38

If you have done 6 impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off at Milliways.

sonlypuppyfat Thu 07-Nov-13 20:48:45

This is my kill Arthur Dent body!

ShipwreckedAndComatose Thu 07-Nov-13 20:48:59

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

perplexedpirate Thu 07-Nov-13 20:50:27

Life?! Don't talk to me about life.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:51:00

Holy Zarquon

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:52:35

Right, time for a cup of something almost but not totally completely unlike tea ...

ElizabethBathory Thu 07-Nov-13 20:52:57

A philosophers' strike? Who will that inconvenience?

Fecklessdizzy Thu 07-Nov-13 20:52:59

Where did all the normal people go?

perplexedpirate Thu 07-Nov-13 20:53:52

What's so bad about being drunk?

You ask a glass of water.

RealAleandOpenFires Thu 07-Nov-13 20:53:59

Ugh there's mice on the table.

ElleBelly Thu 07-Nov-13 20:58:33

... then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.

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