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What would you do if your DP was a zombie

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FortyDoorsToNowhere Sun 03-Nov-13 12:52:41

Would you attempt to kill them.

If zombies turn humans into zombies would your rather be a zombie like your DP

Justforlaughs Sun 03-Nov-13 12:55:04

I'd shoot him in the head! In fact right now, I think that sounds like a good idea, zombie or no zombie! wink

Summerblaze Sun 03-Nov-13 12:55:06

No to being a zombie myself. Yep, he would be deader than a dead thing.

Bowlersarm Sun 03-Nov-13 12:55:16

I don't know much about zombies so I don't know what I'd do. What should I do?

My face would be -> shock though

GirlWithTheYellowHat Sun 03-Nov-13 12:56:11

Shoot him without a second thought. No keeping him in a barn or anything daftwink

MyNameIsWinkly Sun 03-Nov-13 12:56:51

We've discussed this at some length. Yes, really. Anyway we have a mutual agreement to bash each other's heads in asap if we get zombie-fied.

loopylouu Sun 03-Nov-13 13:02:04

Hit him with the shovel

<i may want to do that to day anyway>

NoArmaniNoPunani Sun 03-Nov-13 13:02:06

I'd join him and be a zombie too.

EatingAllTheCrumpets Sun 03-Nov-13 13:05:19

Beat him in the head with a crowbar. Sentimentality gets you eaten, fact!

CloudBursting Sun 03-Nov-13 13:05:46

Don't have a barn, but do have a shed to keep DH in. I would then wait for Daryl Dixon to turn up (optimistic!).

MrsRajeshKoothrappali Sun 03-Nov-13 13:06:27

The only thing I could do; remove his head or destroy his brain.

I'm not hugely sentimental.

MarianneEnjolras Sun 03-Nov-13 13:06:32

Probably chain him up in the shed like in Shaun of the Dead. I imagine he'd still be useful for stuff like cutting the grass or scaring off unwanted visitors/chuggers.

FortyDoorsToNowhere Sun 03-Nov-13 13:07:21

I would kill him, he knows where my zombie apocalypse kit is kept.

Purplemonster Sun 03-Nov-13 13:14:09

Shoot him in the head for sure.
Do you think I could say I thought he was a zombie and shoot him anyway? Would that fly as a defence?

riskit4abiskit Sun 03-Nov-13 13:15:22

I probably wouldn't notice...

NoArmaniNoPunani Sun 03-Nov-13 13:16:45

I feel sad that you would all kill your DHs. What about your wedding vows? I don't recall there being a zombie get out clause.

fragola Sun 03-Nov-13 13:18:32

Shoot him. If I didn't have a gun though I'd stick him in the shed. He'd probably be happy there.

Lastofthepodpeople Sun 03-Nov-13 13:20:10

I think being dead is the get out clause for marriage.

Besides if DH then bit me and I turned into a zombie, we'd probably both want to eat DS which wouldn't be a good outcome for any of us.

FWIW, I'd expect DH to kill me if I became a zombie.

Famzilla Sun 03-Nov-13 13:21:48

Before DD was born I probably would have wanted to be a zombie too have locked him in the shed Shaun of the dead style. He could have still done all his carpentry stuff and I'd have someone to talk to after a long day of counselling those affected by the whole zombie crisis thing.

Now I have DD to think about he wouldn't stand a chance. His brain would be destroyed quicker than he could say "muhhhh".

<soppy mother emoticon>

Famzilla Sun 03-Nov-13 13:22:24

Or have locked him in the shed, obviously.

CarpeVinum Sun 03-Nov-13 13:23:26

I'd stab him in the head.

Don't fancy Morgan's Great Regret as the consequences for any other course of action.

catgirl1976fucker Sun 03-Nov-13 13:30:58

We have a Claymore in the cupboard for such eventualities.

DH would be getting it through the head if he went Zombie. And vice versa.

We've talked all this through

FortyDoorsToNowhere Sun 03-Nov-13 13:34:54

Couldn't keep him in the shed, how would I get stuff out of there.

What would you feed a zombie.

Quoteunquote Sun 03-Nov-13 13:36:36

Chain him to the driveway, he may as well be useful for something, good burglar deterrent.

GlitteryShitandDanglyBaubles Sun 03-Nov-13 13:38:33

We have a crossbow for just this situation. Next year we are going to be getting a small crossbow each for me and dd, and taking archery classes together.


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