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Rollermum Mon 28-Oct-13 20:13:50

Friend has a toilet seat cover - on the actual seat not the lid. AIBU or is that gross? I cringed as I half sat / half hovered over it. It is like the fluffy pile cover of a bathroom mat but like all flattened from people sitting on it.

Bigfingers Mon 28-Oct-13 21:16:03


Did you say anything to your friend, OP? I wouldn't have been able to stop myself!!

Jolleigh Mon 28-Oct-13 21:20:09

A not too intelligent family member used to have one of these. A horrible pink one. Until she asked me why I always went home to use the loo and I wasn't too kind with my answer.

Why anyone would buy something so grim I'll never know. envy

bimbabirba Mon 28-Oct-13 21:20:15

Selks grin
Have you read the motto, paragraphs?
"All rights reserved. This pattern may not be reproduced or sold in any form. The written instructions and photos are for personal use only.

You may not sell finished items made using the pattern on Etsy and other online stores. You may sell them locally. Thank you."

Rollermum Mon 28-Oct-13 21:40:22

She is late 20s, not 95. And no, I didn't mention it - just but h about it on here! She's just one of those pepper less fussed by this sort of thing.

So glad I'm not the only one!

SomethingOnce Mon 28-Oct-13 21:44:41


And while we're on the subject of absorbent materials in the loo zone, carpet is not acceptable.

nomorecrumbs Mon 28-Oct-13 22:00:20

Ohh a friend of mine had one of these when I was at school and visiting her house. I covered my hand with loo roll, pulled it off and put it on the floor. Then forgot to put it back on and got in trouble grin I thought it was some kind of toilet decoration, it was that kind of house!

LimitedEditionLady Tue 29-Oct-13 16:23:19

Where would one even purchase one of those!

LimitedEditionLady Tue 29-Oct-13 16:25:55

Ha just seen the links,haaa theyre delighful.....cough.

LimitedEditionLady Tue 29-Oct-13 16:26:20

Its kind of accessorising gone too far.

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit Tue 29-Oct-13 16:29:02

I feel the need to knit one of these now.

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit Tue 29-Oct-13 16:29:22

I'd use a cheapy acrylic wool, so it was washable.

Hooleywhipper Tue 29-Oct-13 16:33:00


MrsMook Tue 29-Oct-13 16:35:55

I'd forgotten about fluffy toilet lid covers. Never come across one on the seat before. (Lifts eyes to Heaven and says ta)

BaronessBomburst Tue 29-Oct-13 16:38:00

Can anyone crochet me the steering wheel cover? I can't crochet.
<falls off chair laughing>

angelinajelly Tue 29-Oct-13 16:40:10

This is the most disgusting thing I've read since the bog brush in the dishwasher. What is it about this site and poo-related threads?

And why are they so completely compelling?

Rollermum Tue 29-Oct-13 16:42:14

Glad I c

Rollermum Tue 29-Oct-13 16:43:37

Glad I could contribute to a great MN tradition Angelina! grin

LynetteScavo Tue 29-Oct-13 16:44:27

Elderly relatives I hardly ever visited had one in the 80's. It was peach coloured.

They also had a pretty doll on the cistern....I picked it up and a roll of loo paper fell down the loo. How was I supposed to know it was a "toilet roll cover"? I put pulled the loo roll from the toilet and put it back, soaking wet, under the doll. Do you think they ever figured out it was me? confused

LimitedEditionLady Tue 29-Oct-13 17:17:44

I dont even like them mats that go around the bottom.of the toilet of the floor,i do wonder does the fabric contain wee wee.

Bumblequeen Tue 29-Oct-13 18:29:04

Errgh! How unhygienic.

Carpets and fluffy covers do not belong in a bathroom.

Akifden Tue 29-Oct-13 20:35:05

Yuck! Agree nothing fluffy in the bathroom. Made me laugh, I've seen it all now!

TillyTotter1 Tue 29-Oct-13 20:42:42


mousmous Tue 29-Oct-13 20:45:29

my aunt (in 80's US) had a soft plastic cover for the loo seat. it made a sort of pffffffffffffffffffft sound when sitting down and stuck to your cheeks.
I think it was pink with frills that made a pretty pattern on your thighs

JamNan Tue 29-Oct-13 20:56:56

I once came across one of these in the States. It frightened the life out of me!

automatic toilet seat cover FFS!

WhizzFucker Tue 29-Oct-13 20:57:43

Those poo-coloured crochet toilet seat covers look like just the thing for xmas presents to people you hate.

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