To want to exchange my DH for Pigletjohn?

[MrsBennetsEldest]

His breadth of knowledge is fabulous and I cannot help reading his posts even when the subject being discussed is irrelevant to me. Surely I'm not the only Pigletjohn groupie!

[deepfriedsage]

Another here. I can see him under floorboards cleaning out airbricks.

[MrsBennetsEldest]

I imagine whatever job he is doing, he's doing it extremely well:)

[Caoilainn]

Me too! He has helped me out on my own threads, I read all the threads I see him on even though I'm usually baffled about the problem/response! [Blush]
Also love the 'help PigletJohn!' Threads

[deepfriedsage]

He could also be busy increasing the size of mains water pipes. Yy, it will be done properly.

[Floggingmolly]

He should really charge consultancy fees. He's a bloody marvel.

[uncomfortablydumb]

He's helped me out at least a dozen times, directly & indirectly so big for him, but I'll stick with my DH

[ShatnersEmptyCatacomb]

I love his posts too. So helpful and full of facts.

[Clargo55]

How does he know so much, tis amazing.

Yanbu.

[MrsBennetsEldest]

I really hope he reads these and realises how highly thought of he is. I've gathered DH's belongings together and I'm waiting for Piglet so I can get on with the exchange :)

[GrendelsMum]

PigletJohn would clearly be a dreadful husband - always on MN helping people with their boiler problems.

[harbinger]

I've done this before but three cheers for Piglet John and as it's ages since I last did this (other name)but I'd like to add OYKKK (WWW) for talking us through this winter and the recent storm.

[HellonHeels]

Is PigletJohn a man

[MrsBennetsEldest]

I won't hear a word said against him Grendel :)
I believe he knows all about laundering white shirts so he will do for me!

[GrendelsMum]

Or indeed, PigletJohn would be a dreadful wife if female.

[MrsBennetsEldest]

I bloody hope so Hellon,

[stubbornstains]

I did actually ask what he did for a living in an awe-inspired and grateful moment on another thread, and he claimed to lead a double life as an intimate masseur in Hull

[MrsBennetsEldest]

Come on Piglet, this thread is just for you, give us a few words of wisdom.
Anyone have any questions they would like to put to Piglet?

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Yes PigletJohn is a legend in his own time. I hope he sees this too.

[CuttedUpPear]

I luff him too. I often think of starting threads in his name to get household advice then chicken out

[SisterMonicaJoan]

YANBU!!

Thanks to PigletJohn I sounded very clued up when I had a joiner round to discuss work and it turned out brilliantly due to a suggestion he made (the gates have survived St Jude!)

Is there an emoticon for a pint??

[SomethingOnce]

Oh, PigletJohn, if you are in London, please visit and give my DP a kick up the arse - I'm living in a DIY SOS Property Fucking Nightmare!

[SomethingOnce]

Yy, there is a cake smiley, we need a pint one! (Not sure if that's equal opps or gender stereotyping, probably the latter actually, but whatever...).

[WildThongsHeartString]

Join the queue ladies, I'm having him first!

[DIddled]

I already told him I loved him!!! So helpful :)

[Shakey1500]

I asked a question about skirting boards and PJ was kind enough to answer. I meant to reply, forgot and then I couldn't find it

Sorry PJ!