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AIBU?

to just be James Bond

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:06

different city every hour
different partner every day
different life every week


bet he doesn't have to obsess about laundry and wonder what the next meal is going to be.....

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BlingBang · 26/10/2013 21:27

But he's at least - a fucked up, orphaned loner - if not a sociopath.

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:29

but he gets to look AMAZING in gold pants

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AgentZigzag · 26/10/2013 21:29

Yeah but Daniel Craig makes fucked up sociopath seem like an attractive option Bling

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TEErickOrTEEreat · 26/10/2013 21:32

And great clothes. Don't forget the clothes.

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:33

i just love the no commitment aspect

bet he doesn't have screaming DC

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TEErickOrTEEreat · 26/10/2013 21:34

Well, at least none that he knows about.

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:36

there is that.

nb gold pants a clincher

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mrspremise · 26/10/2013 21:38

.. and the booze. Don't forget the booze...Grin

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:39

how could one forget the booze

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BlingBang · 26/10/2013 21:40

doesn't he have a love child out there? Also all the loves of his life die. Hs parents, Tracey, Vesper and now M (though that was well dodgy). Not that I take notice or anything...

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:41

does one have to agonise about childcare with a love child?

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Bonsoir · 26/10/2013 21:43

No commitments, no responsibities, endless thrills, plenty of glamour, lots of international travel....

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:46

so a YES from bonsoir

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TEErickOrTEEreat · 26/10/2013 21:46

Lots of booze and sex and nice dinners.

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:47

i can feel a consensus coming on inside...

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squoosh · 26/10/2013 21:48

He never gets to wear jeans and go to the pub. Monte Carlo casinos probably don't serve decent cider.

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TEErickOrTEEreat · 26/10/2013 21:49

But he got to be a beach bum and pretend to be dead!

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 21:50

..and he doesn't have kids to deal with.

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BlingBang · 26/10/2013 21:51

And he gets plenty of pussy galore.

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BlingBang · 26/10/2013 21:52

He wore jeans in CR with a nice tight t shirt and a lovely little bomber jacket - not that I take note or anything...

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idiuntno57 · 26/10/2013 22:05

i get the sense that WANBU

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Yamyoid · 26/10/2013 22:07

Yanbu except dh ordered a dry martini on holiday once and it blew our heads off. Don't know how he functions on that shit!

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Yamyoid · 26/10/2013 22:10

Sorry, not a dry martini, a vodka martini. We're not that soft Smile

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TheWomanTheyCallJayne · 26/10/2013 22:13

It's the not having to work out what's the dinner int he morning (or even at the beginning of the month) that does it for me.
Restaurants where someone else cooks it or room service everytime
Bliss

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WholeNutt · 26/10/2013 22:37

Would you have a penis beaker? Grin

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