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To snort with laughter at 'Which pants are you wetting now?'

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Beastofburden Wed 23-Oct-13 21:06:49

Scary, no, for once this wasn't me- could easily have been though!

FlapJackOLantern Wed 23-Oct-13 18:22:32

Oh God, and I haven't even had me dinner yet! Yuk OP.

Scarymuff Wed 23-Oct-13 17:26:29

beast a friend's dd? Come on, it was you really wasn't it grin

Jolleigh Wed 23-Oct-13 16:27:41

Firstly, it's never too early! wink

Secondly, you're right to have's really not a sexy sentence!

Lariflete Wed 23-Oct-13 14:33:06

HA HA HA HA - I asked my 2 year old that yesterday as we were toilet training - HA HA HA

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 14:25:10

Haha! And Ralph that would probably be quite an exciting prospect for him.

Beastofburden Wed 23-Oct-13 14:06:24

reminds me of a classic Bad Mother moment.

A friend's 4 year old DD sat in the front row of assembly, legs crossed nicely.
The Head took her aside afterwards and said, "X, you don't have any knickers on today".
"Oh", says X, in a clear loud voice, "Mummy and I were much too busy to bother with knickers this morning".

NotMeNotYouNotAnyone Wed 23-Oct-13 13:48:47

Sexting is rarely actually sexy.

I never know what pants I'm wearing but it tends to be big granny pants with ripped elastic and no not from getting ripped off in the heat of the moment so would have to lie anyway!

RalphGnu Wed 23-Oct-13 13:48:19

I've just realised I forgot to put pants on today.blush

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 13:39:29

Yes, beastofburden, you must check smile

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 13:38:43

At least he didn't say 'panties'.

Thisisaeuphemism Wed 23-Oct-13 13:37:30

It is a good putdown, I think.

Aw, won't he use the word 'knickers' instead?

Beastofburden Wed 23-Oct-13 13:32:31

I cant remember what pants I am wearing, do I have to check?

gives a new meaning to NSFW.

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 13:30:05

I have just noticed that I'm wearing really rubbish pants

Beastofburden Wed 23-Oct-13 13:04:48

I thought it was to do with getting over excitied wearing judgy pants.

Actually could be a useful putdown on other threads

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 12:23:11


YoureBeingADick Wed 23-Oct-13 12:19:21


From the title i guessed it was a parent asking a toilet training toddler!

madasa Wed 23-Oct-13 12:17:12

Very trying

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 12:11:33

Aw, he's trying!

Thisisaeuphemism Wed 23-Oct-13 12:10:58

That's meant to be sexy??!!!

That's very funny!

fluffyraggies Wed 23-Oct-13 12:09:40

That's cracked me up actually OP grin

(and it's never too early or too late for a saucy text IMO wink )

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 12:07:52

I didn't mean to boast! But it's never too early.

NeedlesCuties Wed 23-Oct-13 12:04:27

It's a bit too early in the week and day for this sort of talk for me.

Well done you for being able to boast about such sexy things thlwink

Beeyump Wed 23-Oct-13 11:53:52

I should have probably namechanged for this. Ah well!

Anyway, I got the text mentioned in the subject line from my boyfriend a few minutes ago as part of a sort of 'sexy exchange'. And I know what he means, I know! Am I being immature to double up with horrible giggles? Why are sex texts so cringey...and what should I reply? grin

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