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To say fuck you DP and go ahead with this?

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IfYouLoveSomebodyLetThemSleep Sun 29-Sep-13 17:12:14

And wear this for halloween?
We're going to a dressy up party for it and I want to go as something fun, I know it's not exactly scary but I still think it will look great.

DP has said he will refuse to be seen with me if I insist on wearing it. Aibu to think he is a party pooper?

vtechjazz Mon 30-Sep-13 14:34:20

Wear a set of fangs, and draw a few drops of blood on your chin and you become killer vampire unicorn.

Then fill the horn with fruit and veg for harvest festival, the 'unicorn-horn of plenty'.

Then wear a red nose at Christmas with it, Rudolf/unicorn.

Basically you should trot this outfit out for every single occasion from now on.

IfYouLoveSomebodyLetThemSleep Mon 30-Sep-13 13:59:03

Oh that's harsh mega!
Well I love it and I'm excited to be a unicorn for the night smile

AlpacaPicnic Mon 30-Sep-13 13:28:22

I once went out on Halloween as a cow! I now wish I could be a unicorn but I'm a bit fat for pulling it off... Fat cow works better tham fat unicorn :-D

charleslingus Mon 30-Sep-13 11:41:50

Cone dick, that common phenomenon.

meganorks Mon 30-Sep-13 10:21:57

If you want to go as a dickhead then you absolutely have the right to....

dopeysheep Mon 30-Sep-13 10:19:28

Was it that show Eurotrash? Was it with JP Gaultier ans Antoin des something?
I reckon they would have a butt plugged porn star on that show.

Opalite Sun 29-Sep-13 23:38:13

Sexy witch... BOR-RING!
Absolutely brilliant, I love it. The thing is though, it's not even that crazy or out-there... I dressed as a lava lamp last year which definitely beat the previous years bumble bee.

Mojavewonderer Sun 29-Sep-13 20:27:20

I don't do cute I do scary because I am horror mad! I am going as Zombie Alice.

spanky2 Sun 29-Sep-13 19:53:21

Trot on! Haha !grin

FriskyHenderson Sun 29-Sep-13 19:44:25

Tell him to trot on.

MrsDavidBowie Sun 29-Sep-13 19:42:50

You could do serious damage with that if you bent your head and charged.
Or got on your hands and knees.

I think your dh has penis envy.

WeleaseWodger Sun 29-Sep-13 19:41:11

Sorry, I'm with your DP. It's a dress with a paper dildo on your head. How is that a unicorn? No, you will be a pink rhino.

charleslingus Sun 29-Sep-13 19:29:18

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charleslingus Sun 29-Sep-13 19:27:46

Wigs 101:
Buy some cheap nude stockings. Cut the thigh top of the stocking off (about half way down). Put the thigh opening of the stocking on your head and pull it up to your hairline (if I've lost you here your hairline is the top of your thigh in relation to normal stocking wear). Pull the open cut off bit up and tie it in a knot at the top of your head, snip off the excess to be left with the tiny knot. You should now have a scull cap that works as a barrier to itchy wig and something you can grip the wig too using hairline and grips. Thus resulting in a wig you can do cartwheels in and a non itchy head.

kali110 Sun 29-Sep-13 19:14:46

Omg do it!!ill always ignore dp anyway. I bought a cap in shape of a fox with ears so hes already refusing to look atme lol

IfYouLoveSomebodyLetThemSleep Sun 29-Sep-13 19:06:39

Oh that is a very nice horn Lovecat!

Yay, I'm glad it meets the MN approval. I best start getting it all together as I don't want to rush it. God knows how I'll keep a wig on my head all night though, aren't they itchy little buggers?

Lovecat Sun 29-Sep-13 18:44:15


A couple of years ago a dear but insane friend made me one of these for a party after we'd seen Britney wearing one on Glee.

Once the drink started flowing a surprising number of men wanted to wear it... grin

edam Sun 29-Sep-13 18:36:55

unicorns are baddies - or at least, the tools of baddies - in Terry Pratchett. The one about elves. So I think they count for Halloween.

charleslingus Sun 29-Sep-13 18:35:12

shock at sandiy's buttplug wearing porn star. She walked around in public with it in place?? Did it make her appear lame? Horses for courses I suppose...

DejaVuAllOverAgain Sun 29-Sep-13 18:33:51

Could you find white tights/leggings and sprinkle some glitter/sequins on them instead of the pink tights.

Love it! Have a fantastic party smile (Leave DH at home!!)

oldgrandmama Sun 29-Sep-13 18:27:35

You look great. Wear it.

sandiy Sun 29-Sep-13 18:23:48

Can I lower the tone by about a million degrees but I once saw a porn star wearing something similar to some porn awards event.only the tail part was in a butt plug and she had split botty pants on.I think it was on that odd program with the French bloke who called everyone his leetle English chums.I was v drunk so could have dreamed it. But hey that's just me.

Zombie unicorn? Fake blood, zombie makeup?

SpookyNameChange13 Sun 29-Sep-13 18:07:27

That is a fabulous costume.

Do it!...please take and post some pics!

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