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The school fete can fuck the fuck off

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UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Fri 20-Sep-13 20:55:09

DH is Mr School Fete this year apparently. He's organising 95% of it which apparently means I have to now make 50 mini pizzas.

I've just had a bottle of wine and a Thai meal. All I'm fit for is some sofa and TV.

I've worked 60 hours this week, my feet hurt and I am a little bit drunk

School fete can fuck the fuck off.

StickEmUp Fri 20-Sep-13 20:55:53

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AcrylicPlexiglass Fri 20-Sep-13 20:57:33

I think it's your dh who needs to ftfo, surely? He can make the mini pizzas, if that's what he agreed. He sounds like a twatweevil who should be relegated to the doghouse forthwith.

Sam100 Fri 20-Sep-13 20:58:17

Few big pizzas and some biscuit cutters - job done. Time for wine

foslady Fri 20-Sep-13 20:58:29

9 mini pizza for £2 at iceland.....bung a sprinkling of extra cheese on and no one'll know the difference.......

Chottie Fri 20-Sep-13 20:58:33

Couldn't you just buy some large ones and donate a pizza wheel so Mr School Fete can just cut them up?

littlewhitebag Fri 20-Sep-13 20:59:56

I agree. Tell DH to fuck the fuck off...then fuck off some more. Then breathe........

DO NOT make any pizza's.

ClaraOswald Fri 20-Sep-13 21:00:34

He volunteered his services or yours?

If he is organising it HE now has 50 mini pizzas to make.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Fri 20-Sep-13 21:03:00

Iceland. Genius idea.

He is a soft touch. Volunteered for x and got lumbered with x,y and z.

The sofa is my domain tonight, not the kitchen smile

AcrylicPlexiglass Fri 20-Sep-13 21:09:08

He's not a soft touch! He just thinks you are a soft touch. He didn't get lumbered, remember- he volunteered you to get lumbered!

Agree that sending him to Iceland is a genius idea. Just make sure he goes, not you!

PresidentServalan Fri 20-Sep-13 21:49:40

Acrylic LOVE twatweevil! grin

Oh and when he goes to Iceland to get the pizza, tell him to bring you back some more wine !

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 20-Sep-13 21:59:50

Fetes are in the summer!

Stop belly aching you've got plenty of time.

Use English muffuns though, if you do relent.

ChaosTrulyReigns Fri 20-Sep-13 22:00:12

Fetes are in the summer!

Stop belly aching you've got plenty of time.

Use English muffuns though, if you do relent.

LovesBeingOnHoliday Fri 20-Sep-13 22:01:33

Is it tomorrow?

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Fri 20-Sep-13 22:03:27

Acrylic, those PTA floozies just fluttered their eyeballs at him and he agreed to everything.

The car has been out of action for a week, full of tombola shite. I've been taking the bus for the last five days for the good of the fete.

He's downstairs now, working out the rules for the "win a barrel of beer by throwing something somewhere" game.

Apparently I am not getting into the spirit of it. I'm sorry, unless the spirit is gin, I'm not getting into it tonight <my first ever gavel>.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Fri 20-Sep-13 22:05:10

our fete is apparently always in September. Summer fetes are so common dontcha know!

Yes, it's tomorrow. I will relent and get up early to go to Iceland bake pizzas.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Fri 20-Sep-13 22:09:22

BTW if you google Twatweevil, 7 of the first 10 results are from Mumsnet. Acrylic, have you contributed a word to the OED?

PresidentServalan Fri 20-Sep-13 23:00:29

Do we have to pay a royalty to Acrylic for using it?

And I didn't google it for the simple reason that I have googled MN terms before... Still haven't recovered from trypopophobia some of those experiences grin

NoComet Fri 20-Sep-13 23:05:27

We have the opposite problem in our house. I have to try very hard not to volunteer DH for PTA stuff or I get "the school fair can Fuck off!"

Except he doesn't swear, it would be better if he did. He just grumps.

Mydelilah Fri 20-Sep-13 23:07:23

My eyes! Couldn't stop myself from googling trypophobia. (Shudder)

PoppyWearer Fri 20-Sep-13 23:07:54

Twatweevil is an amazing new insult. thanks

PresidentServalan Fri 20-Sep-13 23:17:14

Mydelilah You see, you forgot the first rule of MN - NEVER GOOGLE!!!

I now feel really awful if you googled it from my post!

flowers and wine for you....

PresidentServalan Fri 20-Sep-13 23:19:00

I think Acrylic is awesome on the basis of Twatweevil ! I can't wait to try it out in RL!

FryOneFatManic Sat 21-Sep-13 04:46:50

I'm up because I have a stinking cold and can't sleep. And I think Twatweevil is an awesome word.

Agree with Iceland and mini pizzas. DP knows never to volunteer me for things, just as I wouldn't volunteer him. I can do my own volunteering, thank you very much.

UnexpectedItemInShaggingArea Sat 21-Sep-13 09:00:01

Fuck it I've caved. 9 down and 41 of the little fuckers left still to do.

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