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AIBU to think its a bit unfortunate..

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CocacolaMum Thu 19-Sep-13 22:04:11

..if you are a teacher and you are called Miss Urine?

froken Thu 19-Sep-13 22:14:14

Yanbu. I had a teach called Mrs Pratt.

Could they just use a different name?

MortifiedAdams Thu 19-Sep-13 22:15:51

I had a Mr Small who was as round as he was tall, and a Mr Big who was built like a bean pole.

Miss Lavender was an acid tongued bitch, and Mrs Marshall was meek and quiet.

dairylea4brains Thu 19-Sep-13 22:16:01

Ha ha! Just watched that and thought the same thing! Me and dp just looked at each other and did a very essex "shut uuuup!"

puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE Thu 19-Sep-13 22:16:53

I had a Mr Dick and a Dr Ball grin

Oh and a Mrs. Mann

MortifiedAdams Thu 19-Sep-13 22:19:24

We also used to merge the first inital with the surname so Mr Oliver in year seven, Toliver in year eight and Toll for the subsequent years.

quoteunquote Thu 19-Sep-13 22:23:47

We decided her nickname must be piss pot.

FurryDogMother Thu 19-Sep-13 22:25:39

We had a Mr Willy :D

GrassIsntGreener Thu 19-Sep-13 22:26:53

We had a Mr Penis...at least that's what everyone called him I now think it wasn't a real name...

NoComet Thu 19-Sep-13 22:30:21

Our Mr Pratt was anything, but. He was very nice and very good.

I always felt for our local solicitor - Mr Careless. Not the most confidence inspiring thing to read in a brass plaque.

2kidsintow Thu 19-Sep-13 22:33:28

I had a student teacher called Mrs Grocock.

You couldn't make it up.
She decided not to pursue a career in teaching.

dementedmumof6 Thu 19-Sep-13 22:33:57

completely outing myself here but my children had a primary teacher called iona dick and i'm not kidding

montymum Thu 19-Sep-13 22:36:13

Hey I am a teacher with one of the surnames mentionef in this post!

mineofuselessinformation Thu 19-Sep-13 22:36:25

My French teach at school was Mr C Mycock!! Poor man.

rachyconks Thu 19-Sep-13 22:36:26

I had a Mr Hardon. I didn't get the joke for years. My mum had to explain it smile

PigStack Thu 19-Sep-13 22:36:34

Ms Meaney

absentmindeddooooodles Thu 19-Sep-13 22:37:18

We had a teacher called mr o'hare ( pronounced hair) who was so bald his head shone. He was therefore named mr no'hair. We were such geniuses.

We also had a mr pratt
Mr cock
Mrs gay.

Theres so many names like that where I am. I worked ina few rrestaurants and taking the bookings was bloody hilarious.

caramelwaffle Thu 19-Sep-13 22:37:29

Why in all that is holy in Odin's land would you not just use a different name for your profession?!

WorkingtoohardMama Thu 19-Sep-13 22:38:22

My head of year was called mr p hiscock, we were so disappointed to find out his first name was Paul and not phil!

MortifiedAdams Thu 19-Sep-13 22:39:42

I know a Richard (dick) Hiscock!

curiousgeorgie Thu 19-Sep-13 22:39:52

Puds 11!! I think we went to the same school!

MortifiedAdams Thu 19-Sep-13 22:40:07

Love "Mr no'hare"

Genius!

montymum Thu 19-Sep-13 22:44:05

I choose to use Mrs pratt as I wanted to take my husbands name. I decided that it would be hypocritical to send my children to school with this name but refuse to use it myself. I have actually never had a negative response from any of the children in the primary school I teach. I am sure the parents have a giggle though!

ChubbyKitty Thu 19-Sep-13 23:13:42

We had a Mr McDonald.

Doesn't seem funny until you find out his first name was Donald!grin

Garcia10 Thu 19-Sep-13 23:17:22

We had a Mr. Nutter. He killed himself a few years after I left school by jumping off a multi-storey car park.

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