AIBU to think its a bit unfortunate..

[CocacolaMum]

..if you are a teacher and you are called Miss Urine?

[froken]

Yanbu. I had a teach called Mrs Pratt.

Could they just use a different name?

[MortifiedAdams]

I had a Mr Small who was as round as he was tall, and a Mr Big who was built like a bean pole.

Miss Lavender was an acid tongued bitch, and Mrs Marshall was meek and quiet.

[dairylea4brains]

Ha ha! Just watched that and thought the same thing! Me and dp just looked at each other and did a very essex "shut uuuup!"

[puds11isNAUGHTYnotNAICE]

I had a Mr Dick and a Dr Ball

Oh and a Mrs. Mann

[MortifiedAdams]

We also used to merge the first inital with the surname so Mr Oliver in year seven, Toliver in year eight and Toll for the subsequent years.

[quoteunquote]

We decided her nickname must be piss pot.

[FurryDogMother]

We had a Mr Willy :D

[GrassIsntGreener]

We had a Mr Penis...at least that's what everyone called him I now think it wasn't a real name...

[NoComet]

Our Mr Pratt was anything, but. He was very nice and very good.

I always felt for our local solicitor - Mr Careless. Not the most confidence inspiring thing to read in a brass plaque.

[2kidsintow]

I had a student teacher called Mrs Grocock.

You couldn't make it up.
She decided not to pursue a career in teaching.

[dementedmumof6]

completely outing myself here but my children had a primary teacher called iona dick and i'm not kidding

[montymum]

Hey I am a teacher with one of the surnames mentionef in this post!

[mineofuselessinformation]

My French teach at school was Mr C Mycock!! Poor man.

[rachyconks]

I had a Mr Hardon. I didn't get the joke for years. My mum had to explain it

[PigStack]

Ms Meaney

[absentmindeddooooodles]

We had a teacher called mr o'hare ( pronounced hair) who was so bald his head shone. He was therefore named mr no'hair. We were such geniuses.

We also had a mr pratt
Mr cock
Mrs gay.

Theres so many names like that where I am. I worked ina few rrestaurants and taking the bookings was bloody hilarious.

[caramelwaffle]

Why in all that is holy in Odin's land would you not just use a different name for your profession?!

[WorkingtoohardMama]

My head of year was called mr p hiscock, we were so disappointed to find out his first name was Paul and not phil!

[MortifiedAdams]

I know a Richard (dick) Hiscock!

[curiousgeorgie]

Puds 11!! I think we went to the same school!

[MortifiedAdams]

Love "Mr no'hare"

Genius!

[montymum]

I choose to use Mrs pratt as I wanted to take my husbands name. I decided that it would be hypocritical to send my children to school with this name but refuse to use it myself. I have actually never had a negative response from any of the children in the primary school I teach. I am sure the parents have a giggle though!

[ChubbyKitty]

We had a Mr McDonald.

Doesn't seem funny until you find out his first name was Donald!

[Garcia10]

We had a Mr. Nutter. He killed himself a few years after I left school by jumping off a multi-storey car park.

[NatashaGurdin]

We had a French teacher called Mr Hoare, he was an excellent shot with a blackboard rubber as I recall!