......to be a tiny bit impressed?

[Callaird]

This afternoon, while walking through an almost deserted industrial estate, the was a rather drunk young man on the opposite pavement, a bit in front of me, he stopped, and pissed a penis on the pavement, with japs eye and ejaculate!

Now I was shocked and appalled but also a tiny bit impressed, not least that he could barely standup!

[JesuslovesmethisIknow]

sorry but that is funny.

in a horrific sort of way

dirty dirty man

[VerySmallSqueak]

I'm confused.

As in,pissed a picture of a penis?

[daisychain01]

And? Not impressed. Sounds a bit pathetic to me

[NoelHeadbands]

I'd be impressed if he signed it

[Lilacroses]

Ugh

[slapandpickle]

what a piss artist

[FuckyNell]

slap

[Secretswitch]

What in the world is a japs eye?

[DameDeepRedBetty]

Secretswich jap's eye is a rather rude and quite possibly racist term for the tiny hole at the top of the penis that the doings squirt out of.

[BrianTheMole]

Ewwww!

[elQuintoConyo]

Was it Wanksy Banksy?

[Secretswitch]

DameDeep, thank you for enlightening me...I thought I was hip to all wanker terms!

[stiffstink]

Did you cross over to look at his wee-art?!

[Floggingmolly]

Just how close did you get??

[tethersend]

I hope you shook him by the hand.

[Callaird]

I'm sorry, I didn't realise that my description was rude or racist, no excuse, i realise that, but honestly, it's the only word I know for it, apart from urethra and I didn't know how to spell that, I had to google it. I apologise for upsetting anyone.

I didn't cross the road to look at it, it was a narrow ish road and could see it perfectly well from my side, it was quite large.

[DropYourSword]

Wow it never occurred to me it could be a racist term either!