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(18 Posts)
Callaird Fri 13-Sep-13 22:45:55

This afternoon, while walking through an almost deserted industrial estate, the was a rather drunk young man on the opposite pavement, a bit in front of me, he stopped, and pissed a penis on the pavement, with japs eye and ejaculate!

Now I was shocked and appalled but also a tiny bit impressed, not least that he could barely standup!

JesuslovesmethisIknow Fri 13-Sep-13 22:47:09

sorry but that is funny.

in a horrific sort of way shock

dirty dirty man

VerySmallSqueak Fri 13-Sep-13 22:52:38

I'm confused.

As in,pissed a picture of a penis?

daisychain01 Fri 13-Sep-13 23:01:04

And? Not impressed. Sounds a bit pathetic to me

NoelHeadbands Fri 13-Sep-13 23:03:42

I'd be impressed if he signed it

Lilacroses Fri 13-Sep-13 23:03:49


slapandpickle Fri 13-Sep-13 23:29:44

what a piss artist

FuckyNell Fri 13-Sep-13 23:33:01

grin slap

Secretswitch Fri 13-Sep-13 23:34:17

What in the world is a japs eye?

DameDeepRedBetty Fri 13-Sep-13 23:36:08

Secretswich jap's eye is a rather rude and quite possibly racist term for the tiny hole at the top of the penis that the doings squirt out of.

BrianTheMole Fri 13-Sep-13 23:36:57


elQuintoConyo Fri 13-Sep-13 23:38:30

Was it Wanksy Banksy?

Secretswitch Fri 13-Sep-13 23:38:55

DameDeep, thank you for enlightening me...I thought I was hip to all wanker terms!

stiffstink Fri 13-Sep-13 23:38:56

Did you cross over to look at his wee-art?!

Floggingmolly Fri 13-Sep-13 23:40:49

Just how close did you get??

tethersend Fri 13-Sep-13 23:45:16

I hope you shook him by the hand.

Callaird Fri 13-Sep-13 23:46:51

I'm sorry, I didn't realise that my description was rude or racist, no excuse, i realise that, but honestly, it's the only word I know for it, apart from urethra and I didn't know how to spell that, I had to google it. I apologise for upsetting anyone.

I didn't cross the road to look at it, it was a narrow ish road and could see it perfectly well from my side, it was quite large.

DropYourSword Sat 14-Sep-13 06:06:56

Wow it never occurred to me it could be a racist term either!

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