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To think that Benedict Cumberbatch would have a ginormous cock?

(99 Posts)
MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 08-Sep-13 22:36:16

He just has that look about him. I don't even fancy him that much either, but I think it would be long AND wide.

AIBU?

duchessandscruffy Sun 08-Sep-13 22:40:38

Am I the only one on mn who thinks that benedict cumberbatch is a minger? Disclaimer: I have never watched anything with him in.

CharityFunDay Sun 08-Sep-13 22:41:14

Am I the only one on mn who thinks that benedict cumberbatch is a minger?

No.

VaultFullOfTwizzlers Sun 08-Sep-13 22:41:16

<goggles benedict cucumber>

Probably.

Fairylea Sun 08-Sep-13 22:41:34

He must have a massive cock. Surely. He doesn't have anything else going for him.

Tailz Sun 08-Sep-13 22:42:13

I don't really understand the hype - he's kinda kooky looking but yes, he does possibly have a big cock.

Amrapaali Sun 08-Sep-13 22:43:54

Another one who just doesnt gets the hoopla. He looks a bit...dead inside.

VaultFullOfTwizzlers Sun 08-Sep-13 22:45:32

Harry Lloyd however... he looks the type. I loved him in Game of Thrones but it's saying something when you can't take your eyes off of someone playing Dennis Thatcher!

beth27123 Sun 08-Sep-13 22:48:21

Benedict cucumberdick?

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 08-Sep-13 22:50:05

Bendydick Cuminmysnatch.

kim147 Sun 08-Sep-13 22:50:32

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Nombrechanger Sun 08-Sep-13 22:52:00

That title cracks me up!

I'd love to find out... oooooh matron

Nombrechanger Sun 08-Sep-13 22:53:46

MalcolmTuckersMistress - where's your mother in law on here? Would she appreciate you talking like that? grin

Madamecastafiore Sun 08-Sep-13 22:55:30

Think he is a ginormous cock!

Really do not see the attraction. He looks like a stoat wearing a silly toupee!

TeamEdward Sun 08-Sep-13 22:56:10

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MollyHooper Sun 08-Sep-13 22:56:35

<faints>

MsApprehension Sun 08-Sep-13 22:56:40

I just woke up everyone in the house laughing at this thread. Thank you all grin

cheerfulweather Sun 08-Sep-13 22:57:26

No, I'm not one of his fans either.

AKissIsNotAContract Sun 08-Sep-13 23:01:53

How does your DH know that teamedward?

I can't see the attraction either. I hope he has a big cock. Mother Nature would truly be a cruel mistress to give someone that face and a micro dick.

Who?

Fairylea Sun 08-Sep-13 23:04:31

He looks like a relative of Matt smith.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sun 08-Sep-13 23:04:43

Oh Nombrechanger Malcolm's is far bigger and much wider! I can't walk for 3 days and a tub of sudocream after a round with him...

But seriously though, he's not pretty but he's a good shape and with a donkey kong dong ready and waiting then I'm game

TeamEdward Sun 08-Sep-13 23:05:25

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CharityFunDay Sun 08-Sep-13 23:06:11

He reminds me of 'extradition drama aspie' Gary McKinnon.

Same elf-life eyes.

Brrr.

Burn the changeling!

CharityFunDay Sun 08-Sep-13 23:06:32

*elf-like, not life

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