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to ask you to share, inappropriate things that people have messaged you?

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Ezio Sat 07-Sep-13 16:16:03

I ask because i rather amusingly have just received a message on MN, asking if i need help with my 4 year no sex spell.

This is because i was on a thread in July talking about others dry spells, and then that pops up in my inbox.

So amuse me more for your tales of hmm

IneedAyoniNickname Sun 08-Sep-13 18:23:28

I went on a date with a seemingly lovely guy, he picked me up, paid etc etc. Was a total gentleman.
He text me later that evening saying "you looked so fucking hot tonight, I wanted to rape you" shock

I'm hoping I don't need to say that I never saw him again!.

PumpkinPositive Sun 08-Sep-13 18:26:35

How could any woman resist!!

The 19 year old he's just left his wife for apparently couldn't. according to the Daily Mail

MulberryHag Sun 08-Sep-13 19:09:10

I once got messaged by a man on eBay about a totally harmless and teacher-like cardigan I was selling. Saying he'd buy it if I threw in some of my underwear. Old and unwashed was ok.

Whereisegg Sun 08-Sep-13 19:21:47

I once received a text asking if I was ok.

I didn't recognise the number so replied "sorry, who is this?"

My reply was (something like) "hi sue, it's me from last night.
I just wanted to check you were ok as you didn't seem able to walk very well afterwards"
All ok, apart from he had attatched a picture of his erect penis.

YoniTime Sun 08-Sep-13 19:35:15

Isn't it strange how men like to send photos of their least beautiful bodypart to women? Next time someone sends you a penis picture, ask for a full nude that includes his face. Then post it on the internets wine

Mia4 Sun 08-Sep-13 19:53:41

I once had a watsapp sent to me which was meant for a friend's SO, she sent him it then either got confused or pressed her touch screen too fast and it forwarded the message to her last (before him) contact. It was a very sexy text, I was pretty impressed by the graphic imagery in three sentences. Glad it wasn't a picture.

What was your response OP?

buttermellow Sun 08-Sep-13 20:07:12

"Do you know, the intimacy in our marriage wasn't great either, we didn't live like a married couple, she never wanted to make love, we only had sex a few times. I had needs. I was lonely and rejected."

From my father discussing my mother!

I appreciate that he wanted to talk but I was just 16 and didn't want to imagine my parents unhappy sex life! I never have replied!

squoosh Sun 08-Sep-13 20:12:23

Eeeek butter, that must have been deeply uncomfortable. Legitimate feelings etc, but don't try and discuss them with your daughter!

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