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Yawner247 Fri 06-Sep-13 18:56:58

AIBU to ask who fanny farts?!? And if this increased with the number of children you had?! Today I woke up and FF when I got up out of bed shock this isn't normal is it?!? I've had two children and I never used to randomly FF after DC1!!

Golferman Fri 06-Sep-13 18:57:55

Can't beat a good old queef.

Lj8893 Fri 06-Sep-13 19:00:56

I've never fanny farted not for want of trying when a young teen but i haven't had any children yet!

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Fri 06-Sep-13 19:04:58

There you go - full explanation :-)

digerd Fri 06-Sep-13 19:05:08

Sex can cause air to be pumped into the vagina which will be expelled when you stand up with the help of gravity. Can't see any cause from FF thoughhmm. Unless you were doing pelvic floor exercises before you got up to FF? Those exercises would likely suck in air into your vagina.
I never did them, but know it is now advised.

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Fri 06-Sep-13 19:07:01

Digerd - I think in this context FF means fanny fart, not formula feed...

monkeybuts Fri 06-Sep-13 19:07:49

ive only ever ff when switching positions tmi

digerd Fri 06-Sep-13 19:23:16

Oh yes, just read the thread againblush
FF = fanny fart not formula feed grin.

And, I was thinking that the pelvic floor exercises would have to be done knickerless to suck in air.
Interesting link as I did lots of exercise when younger < but in tights and knickers< especially the sideways splits from a shoulder stand came to mind. Also did that a couple of times after sex when TTC, but it never worked and don't remember FFing, as too long ago.

But I did have a very tone core and pelvic muscles then.

digerd Fri 06-Sep-13 19:23:40

toned core

Primadonnagirl Fri 06-Sep-13 19:32:26

Well I have never had kids but have a real FF problem particularly in the run up to my period.And the worst thing is I don't know it's going to happen and can't control it and it's often happened at work!!! Luckily so far it's been when there's been a lot of noise in the background but I know it's only a matter of time before it happens when the office is quiet..and then I'll have to resign.And explain to the Jobcentre when I sign on why I lost my job.

PlentyOfPubeGardens Fri 06-Sep-13 19:36:53

I learnt how to do it on purpose when I was about 11. I was a delightful child grin

It happens very occasionally after sex in certain positions, but it always did, even before having children.

madmomma Fri 06-Sep-13 19:40:11

While we're around the queefing area, does anyone else leak a ton of bathwater about half an hour after a bath? blush

Yawner247 Fri 06-Sep-13 20:21:39

Mad momma shock I've not heard of that before!!! Haha to the confusion of FF!!!!!! We haven't dtd For a few weeks I would expect it if we had...that's what I don't understand no hanky panky just wake up a d get off the bed and a huuuuge FF clapped out!!! smile Thank god I was on my own ad not at work

Sparklingbrook Fri 06-Sep-13 20:23:32

Ooh yes madmomma 'post bath gush'. wink

Yawner247 Fri 06-Sep-13 20:26:59

Interesting read itsgoing!!!!

ArkadyRose Fri 06-Sep-13 20:28:36

Been doing too much yoga? There's one particular position (I forget what it's called) that causes ALL women to FF, without fail! My friend who does yoga says she can always spot the newbie in the class - they're the one who goes bright red and looks really uncomfortable & embarrassed when they do that position and it just rips out from her nether regions!

Sparklingbrook Fri 06-Sep-13 20:30:00

<crosses Yoga off 'things I would like to try' list>

grimbletart Fri 06-Sep-13 21:06:53

Gosh: I've never done a FF. Does that mean I have an iron vagina and a steel pelvic floor?

But, just so you don't think I'm stealth boasting - tmi coming....ever since I had surgery for piles (thanks a bunch DC1) I can suffer from escaping bum farts. Think I would prefer FFs. grin

littlemog Fri 06-Sep-13 21:34:37

Is this a post children thing?

FryOneFatManic Fri 06-Sep-13 21:38:32

This thread is yet another reason why I need to gear up and do the old pelvic floor exercises.......

Although I've only ever fanny farted during one particular position sorry, TMI

Balaboosta Fri 06-Sep-13 21:41:45

What I want to know is: does an FF sound different to a BF?

Balaboosta Fri 06-Sep-13 21:42:13

That's bum fart of course

FannyBazaar Fri 06-Sep-13 21:46:32

Hmm, I used to fanyfart a lot, I think I could do it from teens and often during sex blush. I do remember having a bit of trouble with it during yoga 3 or 4 years back, my friend who also went to the same yoga (no DC) used to complain of a wind problem during the sessions but no, I was definitely trumping from the front and quite a lot. I kept hoping others mistook it for a proper fart as the instructor told my friend that was normal!

Oddly I recently thought about it and realised I no longer do it. Hmm, what's caused that? Old age? More toned grin. No idea but my NSA chap happened to mention on our last get together that I was much tighter now than I had been 3 years ago so maybe, just maybe I've toned up in my old age.

marzipananimal Fri 06-Sep-13 21:55:10

I was doing loads when leaning over cleaning the bath the other day blush
Definitely got worse since DC but I think I could do them before if I did shoulder stands!

Yawner247 Fri 06-Sep-13 21:59:44

Yes balabosta different sound ff seem to be the same sound all the time bf have range, depth and aroma!!! can't believe I've just put that

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