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WIBU to never show my face in Tescos again?

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IAmMiranda · 29/08/2013 18:27

Lovely day today, light breeze, sun's in the sky so I opt for a floaty skirt and t-shirt and decide to walk to the nearby Tesco Express on my lunch break to go and grab something to eat.

As I come out, my arms full of handbag, shopping and phone, the light breeze decides to lift my skirt high, around my boobs revealing everything (today was the day I chose not to wear tights) and showing the whole city my white, lacy knickers. And not-small-at-all bum. Blush Blush Blush

People saw. Children pointed. Old men laughed and commented.

I had no hands to hold my skirt down so pressed myself against the side of Tesco (large window) to hold the back down and used my handbag to push the front down.

Old man still laughing.

I try and laugh it off with a particularly joyful old man and eventually get the situation under control. (Cars had slowed down by this point to look)

Only to realise that I wasn't actually holding my skirt down at the back with the window but in fact had my bottom (skirt caught up) pressed against the glass right next to the queue for the tills

To make matters worse the ground in Tesco is lower than outside so my arse was basically at head height. Blush

WIBU to never show my face in Tescos again? Not that its my face they'd recognise... Sad

(If anyone has some embarassing stories to share, I'd be much obliged. This happened hours ago but you could signal planes with my red face)

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Callmedreckly · 29/08/2013 18:28
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LookAtTheTwain · 29/08/2013 18:29
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LaurieFairyCake · 29/08/2013 18:29

Grin

Lucky you didn't go commando

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McNewPants2013 · 29/08/2013 18:30

sound like you could do with either Wine Brew Cake

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PipkinsPal · 29/08/2013 18:30
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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 29/08/2013 18:30

Grin. You poor thing!

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CharityFunDay · 29/08/2013 18:31

You poor thing.

Snurk. Snuffle. Hahahahaha. Cough.

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PipkinsPal · 29/08/2013 18:32

I don't think people would recognise your face tbh.

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TheLostWinchesterWife · 29/08/2013 18:33

OP awful for you but seriously have tears down my face
here Grin

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mummyplonk · 29/08/2013 18:34

Grin Mortified for you, but that is the funniest thing I have read in ages.Grin

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maddening · 29/08/2013 18:35

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)

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maddening · 29/08/2013 18:36

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha............hahahahahahahahahaha!

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judytheobscure · 29/08/2013 18:36

Blush Poor you! Grin

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SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 29/08/2013 18:36
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WithaPickleOnTop · 29/08/2013 18:38

Rofl

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IAmMiranda · 29/08/2013 18:38

I can see the funny side now but at the time I wanted to die!
People at work thought it was hilarious.

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happilyconfused · 29/08/2013 18:40

Thanks for making me laugh I needed that. Go back in tomorrow but wear trousers

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Bumblebee333 · 29/08/2013 18:41

oh no! I can imagine it must have been awful... but it is absolutely hilarious. bless you xx

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elvislives2012 · 29/08/2013 18:48

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DiseasesOfTheSheep · 29/08/2013 18:50

I'm so glad you shared Grin

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sassytheFIRST · 29/08/2013 18:52

Don't worry. No one will recognise your face. They were all looking at your arse.

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fluffandnonsense · 29/08/2013 18:54

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Omg that is hilarious!

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carlywurly · 29/08/2013 18:56

Yesterday I went up to a lady in tesco to let her know she had about 3 ft of toilet roll trailing from the back of her skirt and dragging along the veg aisle. I thought this op might relate Grin

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BrevilleTron · 29/08/2013 18:56

Oh wow!! Thank you for posting.
This beats my bin meets arse moment
Hands down
I salute you!

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FetchezLaVache · 29/08/2013 19:02

What do you mean, show your face again?? It wasn't your face you showed today!

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