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To think 90% of the posts on here are crap

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MrUFO Mon 26-Aug-13 15:51:32

That are made up just to get some sort of attention. "To the thick heads" this post is not for attention it's to debate the need to post fake crap for attention.

Tuon Mon 26-Aug-13 16:33:46

For you, Friggin'.

MrUFO Mon 26-Aug-13 16:34:29

Yes im dyslexic with the mind of a 12 year old, body of a 40 year old,
and a willy of an 80 year old

BaronessBomburst Mon 26-Aug-13 16:37:54

What have you been doing with your willy that it's twice as old as the rest of you? Oh hang on, mind of a twelve year old boy........grin

MrUFO Mon 26-Aug-13 16:41:05

I fell asleep in the garden and it just aged

BaronessBomburst Mon 26-Aug-13 16:43:43

Use sunscreen next time. At least factor 25.

ExitPursuedByABear Mon 26-Aug-13 16:44:39

Thanks silver. Where you passive aggressively telling me I had a stray 'and' in there?


FrigginRexManningDay Mon 26-Aug-13 16:46:23

grin Tuon

yellowballoons Mon 26-Aug-13 16:49:05

Can you post an interesting thread next time please.

Talk about your hobbies or work or something.

There is a dadsnet. You might get some dads to post. That would be nice and helpful.
Or you could try and answer a question all ready on there.

Actually that has given me a thought. I dont remember the last time anyone actually posted on dadsnet. Off to have a look.

yellowballoons Mon 26-Aug-13 16:50:58

On reflection, I think you are quite a fun poster. How about joining us properly?

SilverApples Mon 26-Aug-13 16:51:24

Certainly not Exit.
You can have a Rude Greek Pot if you prefer, with acrobatic satyrs. Not quite what JK had in mind, possibly.

Ezza1 Mon 26-Aug-13 16:51:34


gordyslovesheep Mon 26-Aug-13 16:54:16

so you're a serial killer then?

JamieandtheMagicTorch Mon 26-Aug-13 16:56:31

I think that in your OP, it would have been more correct to say:

>>> To the "Thick Heads"


>>> "To the thick heads"

MrUFO Mon 26-Aug-13 16:56:39

Blokes forums are useless, this is where all the gobshites are

JamieandtheMagicTorch Mon 26-Aug-13 16:58:19


<I am not a gobshite. Oh no>

yellowballoons Mon 26-Aug-13 17:00:03

I have been looking for some good "blokes forums" but havent been able to find any, unless they were specialist. Which is ok up to a point, but not really what I have been looking for. [I am a woman btw].

MrUFO Mon 26-Aug-13 17:00:16

Not a serial killer gordyslovesheep but i do eat lamb every Sunday

yellowballoons Mon 26-Aug-13 17:01:30

As regards your "90%", I agree with you. But a person only has time for less than 10% anyway, so although some days are "slow" days imo, others are not.

ExitPursuedByABear Mon 26-Aug-13 17:03:53

Oh er Silver blush

SilverApples Mon 26-Aug-13 17:06:55

When I was a student in Oxford, I used to go to the Asmolean Museum a lot. There was a special room with the special pots in that where you had to ask to see the displays. To avoid anyone having their modesty battered.
There were some very creative and imaginative works of art in there. Oh yes. grin

Kezztrel Mon 26-Aug-13 17:07:52

Lamb EVERY Sunday? Doesn't that get a bit dull?

This is one of the most informative threads I've ever read on MN smile

twistyfeet Mon 26-Aug-13 17:13:10

I didnt know there was a special room in the Asmolean. Is there a signpost? 'Pervy pots'?

JamieandtheMagicTorch Mon 26-Aug-13 17:13:42



MrUFO Mon 26-Aug-13 17:14:05

My aim is to get as many males on this part of the forum as possible,
I know 2 anyone else?

twistyfeet Mon 26-Aug-13 17:15:34

why MrUFO?

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