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AIBU to be fretting about whether it's twins, or stressing at the thought it may not happen at all??

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daisychain01 Mon 26-Aug-13 14:15:02

Based on the Panda's reputation of total apathy (sorry darling, I don't have a headache, I'm not tired, I do still fancy you, but j'ah know what? I just can't be arsed), I'm getting all excited about the most eagerly awaited birth since the royal baby.

... and yet, it may well end in tears. Not only there won't be one mini Tian-Tian, but it may not be twins, and actually it may be a phantom pregnancy.

Meanwhile we are being chastised by the Conservationists for only loving cute and fluffy ones, instead of focussing on the plight of the "photographically challenged" (OK, the goddam ugly) creatures like frogs and rhinos.

Isn't it all too stressful for words. <said while sniffing on some smelling salts to stop herself having the vapours>

frostyfingers Tue 27-Aug-13 09:24:13

I'm hoping it's in time to make Private Eye's front page:

Headline from Prince George's birth: Woman has baby
Simon Cowell baby: Another Woman to have baby

So we have to have "Panda has baby" (or cub if you're being picky!)

MiaowTheCat Tue 27-Aug-13 09:37:34

I think if she does produce the goods that we should get another bank holiday to celebrate.

Took dd1 to see them last year- it was lost on her and she snored through it.

frostyfingers Tue 27-Aug-13 09:46:15

DD1 or the panda....!?

Lweji Tue 27-Aug-13 10:56:27

(Simon Cowell is having a baby? - imagine his reaction to school reports, or even the first time he/she walked or talked, never mind sing. Poor LO)

GwendolineMaryLacey Tue 27-Aug-13 11:10:37

I wish someone would explain pandas to me. I mean, aren't we forcing them to have children when really they're not that fussed? confused

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