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AIBU to think that Kirstie Allsop has completely lost the plot!

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EmpireBiscuit Tue 06-Aug-13 20:28:28

Watching "Fill your house for free" and can't help wondering, not only, who has the time but who really wants a washing machine drum coffee table? hmm

escape Tue 06-Aug-13 20:30:11

Where the glass top costs £50 to have made...

Sparklymommy Tue 06-Aug-13 20:30:53

Erm... Not me!

Aliglobetrek Tue 06-Aug-13 20:31:33

I was just thinking exactly the same thing!

Onesleeptillwembley Tue 06-Aug-13 20:31:37

Tbh I don't think she was ever even aware of the plot, let alone had it to lose. I'm wondering who she has dirt on to get her stupidity on tv.

MiaowTheCat Tue 06-Aug-13 20:32:29

She's always been slightly endearingly plotless.

I like Kirstie - she's on another planet to the rest of us.

EmpireBiscuit Tue 06-Aug-13 20:32:59

"swap shop generation" - what's she wittering about?

poorbuthappy Tue 06-Aug-13 20:33:48

We have a washing machine drum barbeque.

OhYouBadBadKitten Tue 06-Aug-13 20:33:57

I'm finding some of her clothes combos a little startling.

Sparklymommy Tue 06-Aug-13 20:34:38

I love the way she does all these crafts (where 95% o the work is clearly done for her) and she claims to have made it all herself. hmm

squoosh Tue 06-Aug-13 20:35:22

I think it's all an elaborate joke.

Did you see the armchair made from a bath a few weeks ago? Fucking atrocious.

mrsjay Tue 06-Aug-13 20:35:53

bet kirsties house doesnt have a washing drum table grin she gets right on my wick she shouldve stayed buying houses she was good at that

Chottie Tue 06-Aug-13 20:36:11

OP Yes, she has.

SarahAndFuck Tue 06-Aug-13 20:36:22

I quite like that weird dressing table thing they just built though.

OhYouBadBadKitten Tue 06-Aug-13 20:37:15

It's hideous!

beepoff Tue 06-Aug-13 20:37:20

The script for this is horrendous... So wooden.

But that chair cover made from the lady's wedding dress was just LOVELY, wasn't it...

EmpireBiscuit Tue 06-Aug-13 20:38:41

Must go - need to make an extractor fan lamp shade so that my home reflects me.

WhoNickedMyName Tue 06-Aug-13 20:39:03

Ah yes - fill your house with shit for free. Watched the very first one and vowed never again.

babiesinslingseathair Tue 06-Aug-13 20:39:16

Oh yes, but there's a darli g chap inDorset who crochets plots using lentils & snot. She'll be sourcing one soon.

I love Kirsty. She's barking & kind of knows it.

SarahAndFuck Tue 06-Aug-13 20:39:18

They got that wooden script for free though beepoff.

It's all about the free wood on this show.

thesaurusgirl Tue 06-Aug-13 20:44:17

Her career is over.

She's trying to diversify from houses to craft but it isn't working.

This programme is utter nonsense and I hope it gets her off our screens for good.

OhYouBadBadKitten Tue 06-Aug-13 20:44:45

I make my lampshades out of old umbrellas.

piprabbit Tue 06-Aug-13 20:46:23

Listen up Kirstie, if you have to buy extra stuff to convert an item or employ professionals to make it then IT ISN'T FREE angry!

That feels better.

SarahAndFuck Tue 06-Aug-13 20:47:45

Kirsty Allsopp House-Proud is starting next week then.

It has jelly on it.

EmpireBiscuit Tue 06-Aug-13 20:48:45

Especially a coffee table that needs to be plugged in!

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