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To be sick of DP's poo crumbs?

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nomorecrumbs Wed 31-Jul-13 20:14:20

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I'm sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I'm looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It's been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I'm not sexing someone who can't keep their poo crumbs under control.

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I'm overreacting. AIBU?

thecook Sun 04-Aug-13 00:46:35

Sick poo troll. J

nomorecrumbs Wed 02-Oct-13 21:08:37

An update 2 months on.

DP (and the bed) is now crumb-free grin

He happily uses wet wipes now so all is good. The toilet is also thanking you all for your support.

Onesleeptillwembley Wed 02-Oct-13 21:27:27

I have sons and brothers. I have a partner and had a husband. None of them have left SHIT on the toilet seat. That is not normal at all. And the fact an adult thinks it's ok is really not on. How could you be with him? I couldn't respect that.

FuzzyFairy Mon 22-Aug-16 20:58:12

Why has this come up on trending when the last post was 2013???!

Also why did click on it?... :/

Toomanycats99 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:05:02

Link from unmumsy mum!

FuzzyFairy Mon 22-Aug-16 21:07:54

Ah I see!

Purpleeggs Mon 22-Aug-16 21:08:00

I've called them poo balls before now I will call them poo crumbs 😂😂💩

Hereforthebeer Mon 22-Aug-16 21:08:55

lol. this is hilarious!

Pollyanna9 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:09:42

You know what, I've have at him with a razor and shave the effing hair round his ass (and undoubtedly his nuts need a bloody good trim as well I wouldn't be surprised - though obviously I speak from no personal experience!).

And tell him until there was a 100% perfect track record of no toilet seat klagnuts he wasn't getting ANY from me.

Notrolledbyvirgins Mon 22-Aug-16 21:10:13

I used to find tiny rolled up bits of toilet roll on the floor ....innocently used to pick them up, confused by these items akin to a borrowers cigar until I realised it was bits of used bog roll rubbed off by furiously wiping his hairy arse ! Found them in bed too, so fully understand bum crumb pain - time for the clippers grin

Fliss1974 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:19:33

Can't he shower before bed!!! YUCK yuck plus how is he leaving crusty bits on toilet seat does he sit to wee as well, poo should be moist when he has it to wipe yuck yuck

Fliss1974 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:20:38

My hubby has piles problem uses moist toilet tissue bed is never a problem, or toilet seat

newtscamander Mon 22-Aug-16 21:21:56

Could he change his routine so that he showers after his poo? Assuming he does one a day.?

Fucking grim.

newtscamander Mon 22-Aug-16 21:22:54

And why on earth would the crumbs be all over the bathroom floor?! Send him to the doctors, or the landscape gardeners.

motherducker Mon 22-Aug-16 21:28:34

I'm laughing so much.

Melr3 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:28:53

My ex used to have this problem. He always wiped standing up so I'd find 'poo crumbs' as you call them and tiny bits of rolled up soiled toilet paper on the bathroom floor. He would leave full on skid marks on the bed sheets too! Gross! What i fail to understand is how men hide these disgusting traits until we have married them and moved in with them?!

overwhelmed34 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:30:21

Hahaha I came here on a link from.unmumsy mum and couldn't read more than a few posts....booooak.

SarTip35 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:31:50

Oh dear lord... This is just gross, bathing in your partners poo!!! No way and you're just as gross for 'liking the Klingons'???? Never read anything so disgusting 🙈

Happyhippy45 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:36:31

Are poo crumbs the same as dangle berries?

DieSchottin93 Mon 22-Aug-16 21:43:47

Poo crumbs is such a disgusting phrase <boak>

Darcychu Mon 22-Aug-16 21:44:19

That is disgusting hahah, i would be well turned off!

i didnt even know that happens hahah... but to be honest im more shocked at his reaction XD how can someone be so openly okay with it haha i would be disgusted in myself

RepentAtLeisure Mon 22-Aug-16 21:51:59

'liking the Klingons'????

She meant that she liked him being a hairy bloke, until she realized what the hair was harbouring...

houseHuntinginmanchester Mon 22-Aug-16 21:53:58

I feel sick.

fatasbutter Mon 22-Aug-16 21:58:59

This is hilarious - and so are the reviews of Veet for men as linked earlier ( - absolutely ROFLMAO!!

WhyASpoon Mon 22-Aug-16 22:02:12

Recently my single status has been bothering me.

Reading this, it isn't any more. <snuggles in blissfully poo-crumb-free bedsheets>

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