To be irritated that DS1 has taken the last batteries I was saving for my rabbit?

[ParvatiTheWitch]

We spend a fortune on them and I noticed a few left and hey ho, I thought, "I get those later and dust off the old rabbit so DH and I can have some fun". DS1(10) is always popping to the drawer and helping himself to batteries for the x-box controller .

Bloody hell, I can't even have a wank or bring the "third party" into relations now . I will have to get some more and hide them. We had thousands last week.

[Beastofburden]

When ds1 goes to bed, nick the batteries out of his controller. As long as you put them back he is not going to know.

[HeySoulSister]

Buy him one if those charge as he plays lead things! About a tenner in Argos?

[trashcanjunkie]

pah ha ha ha ha ha! the bloody bastards, bad luck old gel!

[StuntGirl]

Why don't you have a play and charge kit for the xbox? You're just throwing money away buying regular batteries for an xbox controller.

[hellsbellsmelons]

What beastof said!
Simples!
Enjoy.

[cathpip]

Take the batteries out when ds has gone to bed, that's just evil what he has done:)!!

[ParvatiTheWitch]

There won't be any charge left in them by the time I'm finished, phew!

[SmiteYouWithThunderbolts]

Haha, I maintain the moment I knew I'm a dedicated mum was when I went to remove the batteries from my rabbit so the kids could have them for their Xbox controllers. That's love for you.

But yeah, buy a battery pack and charger lead for the controllers. Saved me a lot of frustration time replacing batteries!

[PipkinsPal]

Get rechargeables or shake your hand whilst you are using your rabbit

[Bowlersarm]

Ha ha, and you can't even tell him why you're annoyed.

[ParvatiTheWitch]

He's had a sour faced "you need to save up to buy a recharger or buy batteries out of your own money". On the way to the park, I stopped at Waitrose to get money out and snuck in to get my own private stash while they were in the car.
I treated myself to Duracell Ultra powers, no less. 'Aint no mother fucker gonna get their hands on those.
I will have my revenge in a few years when Ds hits puberty. I'll be up and down the stairs knocking on his bedroom door like a copper's battering ram on a drug dealer's front door (to nick a phase of Marmalades) every few minutes on the flimsiest of pretexts. Wankus Interuptus anyone?

[AKissIsNotAContract]

at Wankus Interuptus.

Why don't you upgrade your rabbit to a mains powered vibrator?

[ParvatiTheWitch]

Perhaps I could have a petrol generator going in the en suite, phut phutting away.
Vroom vroom!
I must say, I haven't had
Much use out of the rabbit and I think DH spent a bit on it. I am slightly intimated by it, and I don't know why.

[LittleprincessinGOLDrocks]

Get a rechargeable vibe! They are becoming more reasonably priced lately. Go on, treat yourself to an up grade

[ClartyCarol]

Rabbits are a bit too wham, bam, thank you ma'am if you ask me.

[babybearsmummy]

You have 2 options IMO:

1. Buy a battery recharger and rechargeable batteries
   
   
2. Hardwire you rabbit into the mains (just make sure the cable is long enough!)
   
   Lots of luck!

[Fifi2406]

Hahahaha! Amazing thread

[goodasitgets]

Rechargeable is the way forwards. Ann summers ultimate O or a Hitachi wand

[ClartyCarol]

Hitachi has diversified into sex aids?

[goodasitgets]

It's the main one, but lovehoney etc sell their own versions
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitachi_Magic_Wand

[Beastofburden]

Yes agree, why should ds get the rechargeable technology, let him have the batteries and you can invest in the latest gear.

Lol at knocking on his door but I don't think he will answer....

[peachactiviaminge]

Charge and play packs for the 360 are reduced to £2.49 in Argos at the moment.

[thebody]

you dirty old mare!!!

[MyCarHasBrokenDownAgain]

Just use the Xbox controller, they vibrate don't they?!

[TheYamiOfYawn]

Get a rechargeable vibe! Lelo ones are lovely (but expensive).