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Best name suggestion I've seen for the newborn drain on the taxpayer...

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SolidGoldBrass Tue 23-Jul-13 23:16:07

I popped into a pub this afternoon for a wee and a pint and they had a Royal Baby Name sweepstake board behind the bar.

Someone had suggested 'Dodi.' grin

YouTheCat Tue 23-Jul-13 23:17:59

Hahaha grin

I prefer Kensington Tyler myself.

YellowJug Tue 23-Jul-13 23:18:11

Bore off

SunshineBossaNova Tue 23-Jul-13 23:19:03

Oooh... not nice. But <guilty giggle>

SaucyJack Tue 23-Jul-13 23:19:10

No need to insult a tiny baby. He's done nothing wrong.

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 23:20:08


Monty27 Tue 23-Jul-13 23:20:09

PMSL at Dodi, I did suggest Spencer to my dsis earlier grin

Wheresmycaffeinedrip Tue 23-Jul-13 23:21:05

This is taking the piss. What did the poor baby do to deserve this. He's 24 hrs old ffs

coralanne Tue 23-Jul-13 23:21:30


mynameisslimshady Tue 23-Jul-13 23:21:51

Oh thats just hilarious hmm

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 23:22:36

Oh ffs

He's a baby not the bloody second coming.

Monty27 Tue 23-Jul-13 23:23:07

Saucy no-one's insulting the lovely wee baby, we're just having a giggle. confused

LegoAcupuncture Tue 23-Jul-13 23:24:01

What an awful term to call a baby. Do you call children born to parents on benefits that as well?

HenriettaPye Tue 23-Jul-13 23:24:06

'Newborn drain on the taxpayer'

How fucking horrid.

He is a newborn baby

cheerfulweather Tue 23-Jul-13 23:24:25

Oh dear grin

LimitedEditionLady Tue 23-Jul-13 23:24:57

Nah this is taking it too far.Im not really interested in the royals but theres no need to be that nasty.Its a baby,get over it.

YouTheCat Tue 23-Jul-13 23:25:51

Oh ffs

So who do you think will be contributing to his education/security etc?

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 23:26:21

She is kinda on benefits.

SolidGoldBrass Tue 23-Jul-13 23:26:23

I don't consider babies born to parents on benefits to be anything like as much of a drain on the taxpayer. They're statistically more likely than this one (who is, I'm sure, no more or less lovely than any newborn) to end up working for a living.

LimitedEditionLady Tue 23-Jul-13 23:26:52

Im glad im not the only one that thinks that its horrible.Before you tell me to get a sense of humour which i know is coming,assess your own.Being vile isnt humourous.

HeadfirstForHalos Tue 23-Jul-13 23:27:09

I quite like Rollo!

Binkyridesagain Tue 23-Jul-13 23:27:41

I must have had a sense of humour bypass.

LimitedEditionLady Tue 23-Jul-13 23:28:49

Omg lets talk about taxes,thats not done every done.Yawn.

cheerfulweather Tue 23-Jul-13 23:29:10

Actually <feeling guilty> You shouldn't make jokes about the magical royal baby's future monarch's potential name angry.

coralanne Tue 23-Jul-13 23:30:33

My comment to the OP "The Grinch who stole Christmas" was lighthearted. I can't really see anything on here yet that is vile or horrible.

Just a bit of fun really isn't it.

Personally I think the baby is adorable (as ae all babies)

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