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I get a million pounds a week in benefits

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usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 13:49:41

And a 30 room mansion in the country with a swimming pool.

Not to mention all my 45 children have horses and go to private school by helicopter.

Are you jealous? Eh?

MurderOfGoths Tue 23-Jul-13 21:58:59

Fair point Clay, hmm... hey Usual do you think this place would be too small for you?

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 22:05:59

I've rented out Buckingham palace to some other scroungers.

MurderOfGoths Tue 23-Jul-13 22:13:42

grin Oh them, heard they've just had another baby <tuts>

Salmotrutta Tue 23-Jul-13 22:13:56

Do you get a Mad Cat Allowance usual?

ClayDavis Tue 23-Jul-13 22:18:30

That's good to hear, usual. A little bit of extra income on the side. I promise not to tell anyone or report you.

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 22:26:00

Yy, keep the sub letting under your hats.

The cat gets his own benefits ,Salmo.

He's been to sign on today.

MurderOfGoths Tue 23-Jul-13 22:32:55

Hope you're making them pay for a cat translator!

usualsuspect Tue 23-Jul-13 22:37:15

He spends his benefits on cat nip grin

I think he deals it tbh.

feelingood Tue 23-Jul-13 23:19:18

benefits = 10% of total welfare budget arrrfff

HighJinx Wed 24-Jul-13 13:20:51

I just saw an article on the Daily Mail website blush about a woman who says "I'm so rich I spent a million pounds on perfume in two months" here

It's you isn't it usual ?

usualsuspect Wed 24-Jul-13 14:58:15

<bathes in chanel no 5 >

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