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To go and lick my boss' chest?

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PudseyDuck Mon 15-Jul-13 15:22:01

My boss is as hot as fuck.

This morning he came to work in a grey suit, white shirt and black tie.

Mid-morning he took off the jacket. Since lunch he's lost the tie, undone his top button and rolled his sleeves up.

He sits just off to my left so I've got a great view of his chest through his top undone button. It really is a great chest. Tanned and well toned.

I just have this overwhelming urge to sit on his lap and lick his chest where his button's open. I know this is a bad idea but I don't know how long I can resist.

cls77 Wed 17-Jul-13 13:43:53

sad times sad where are you Pudsey?

ZingWidge Wed 17-Jul-13 13:43:48

Pudsey come back!

ZingWidge Wed 17-Jul-13 13:43:30


god dammit pudsey where are you?!
We need to know!!

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Jaynebxl Wed 17-Jul-13 13:40:22

We need to fill this thread up so there's only the new thread to check on ... Not that I rushed to this thread as soon as I got online this afternoon, oh no!

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Wed 17-Jul-13 13:26:21

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

CatsAndTheirPizza Wed 17-Jul-13 13:15:38

Personally, I think she's the PR person for Twister ice lollies grin

ZingWidge Wed 17-Jul-13 13:09:25

whoever Pudsey is doesn't matter really, does it?

she gave us hope and made us feel young again!

bless her!

Fiderer Wed 17-Jul-13 13:09:18

Cats no. There are several things which made me think it's a wind up. Enjoyable read though grin

Gruntfuttock Wed 17-Jul-13 13:08:00

Perhaps this is a new way for publishers to drum up interest in their latest chick-lit book and the next post from the OP will be a link to Amazon to find out what happened next.

overitalready Wed 17-Jul-13 13:05:51

nothing new?? hmm

CatsAndTheirPizza Wed 17-Jul-13 13:03:10

This is Pudsey's first post. That's not a good sign, is it? sad

ZingWidge Wed 17-Jul-13 12:55:44

the licking frenzy continues here

inneedofrain Wed 17-Jul-13 12:53:46

Where's the link? Thanks for doing it zing we want somewhere for the update

Enquiring minds need to know pudsey

MunchkinsMumof2 Wed 17-Jul-13 12:52:46

"I licked my boss and I liked it!" Come on Pudsey tell all, please! wink

ChunkyMonkeyMother Wed 17-Jul-13 12:52:31

I started readin this thread at 7am! I read it on my break and now again on my lunch - i need an update!

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cls77 Wed 17-Jul-13 12:47:53

Yes please ZingWidge!

FunLovinBunster Wed 17-Jul-13 12:47:15

Do it Zing! yes!

catgirl1976 Wed 17-Jul-13 12:42:38


Maybe Pudsey and HB have called in sick and are enjoying a "duvet day"

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