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lollylaughs Tue 09-Jul-13 16:02:35

Really, is it just me?? Twice now in one year I've been subjected to seeing men masturbating - at a red traffic light, and now one in a traffic jam...

I have a big car so I am higher up then them so just happened to glance down and yep, there he was - having a good old tug!! Well this one seem no worse for wear and was just getting stuck in there, the previous one was looking at me while doing it - ughhhhh.

First time I was so flabbergasted I didn't think to take the registration number, and this time I couldn't see it. -- I was too busy concentrating on how to get the hell out of there-- I didn't even realize at first but when I saw the arm movement and he moved his car closer to mine I saw him.

Some people are just sick! What if dd had been with me in the car!

Ezio Tue 09-Jul-13 16:05:34

Maybe he was just changing gear??

RobotBananas Tue 09-Jul-13 16:07:34


lollylaughs Tue 09-Jul-13 16:07:46

No he most certainly wasn't changing gear ezio

FruminousBandersnatch Tue 09-Jul-13 16:07:59

I have seen this!

I was on a south London bus. I was sat on the bottom of the bus. While we were stopped at the lights, I casually looked into the car in the lane beside me and there was a man masturbating. That's not all - he was butt naked! I have told a few people and no one ever believes me.

It was one of those moments that was so disturbingly odd that years later I have trouble believing it myself.

WhatWouldBeyonceDo Tue 09-Jul-13 16:08:17


ilovechips Tue 09-Jul-13 16:09:03

Just how long must the lights be red for, for there to be any, erm, conclusion!

meganorks Tue 09-Jul-13 16:09:44

I saw someone in France doing this on a massive dodgy roundabout. I was on a school art trip and we could all see him out of the coach! Pretty gross.

Nottalotta Tue 09-Jul-13 16:09:47

Really????? Wtf??? Why? What do they do the end?

ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll Tue 09-Jul-13 16:10:15

Never seen this.

Is it a thing? Like they have to 'finish' before it changes? hmm

Wishfulmakeupping Tue 09-Jul-13 16:10:37

So weird

FruminousBandersnatch Tue 09-Jul-13 16:10:54

Well the guy I saw drove off still playing with himself. His member looked sad and flaccid. I guess he couldn't cope with the pressure of trying to wank AND navigate heavy rush hour traffic. Which is fair enough.

lollylaughs Tue 09-Jul-13 16:11:14

well I didn't hang around to see an end result...

That's my question....why??

Ezio Tue 09-Jul-13 16:15:09

Maybe its a speed test thing, how far they can get before green, almost like the bleep tests we did in PE.

YouTheCat Tue 09-Jul-13 16:15:46

If there is a next time, just waggle your little finger at them. grin

somebloke123 Tue 09-Jul-13 16:16:00

It would be embarrassing to be (ahem) pulled over by the police for erratic driving in such a state.

YouTheCat Tue 09-Jul-13 16:16:28

Also, how can these blokes complain about women putting on their makeup at the wheel! shock

Nottalotta Tue 09-Jul-13 16:16:31

Next time can you just wait and see?

ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll Tue 09-Jul-13 16:16:38

If you see it again make sure they see you squint at them and then laugh

softlysoftly Tue 09-Jul-13 16:16:44

Surely that's dangerous driving? That's grim never seen it!

Samu2 Tue 09-Jul-13 16:18:24

I have never seen it but heard of it many times from people online and friends.

JaffaMyCake Tue 09-Jul-13 16:20:44

What the actual fuck?!

MoodyDidIt Tue 09-Jul-13 16:21:00

omg thats disgusting sad

crazyhamsterdisguisedasahippo Tue 09-Jul-13 16:21:05

shock so blokes actually do this

MalcolmTuckersMum Tue 09-Jul-13 16:22:42

Never seen this - never heard of it and don't know anyone that has! I honestly give thanks daily for the amazing shit you learn on this site smile

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