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to say arseholes to everything?

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FunnysInLaJardin Thu 04-Jul-13 22:45:44

I am beyond tired and so all I can think and say is arseholes. I need to go to bed but everything is annoying me at the mo. The cats, my life, the children, everything. And there is nothing wrong with my life and the cats and the children except the new fucking low energy bulbs keep flashing on and off randomly and now my Mac book is picking up some random email signal and buzzing FFS

Tortington Thu 04-Jul-13 22:47:47

you can do better than arseholes.

try badger wanker

YouTheCat Thu 04-Jul-13 22:49:11

Or Twatnugget? grin

TVTonight Thu 04-Jul-13 22:49:21

What would you like for breakfast?

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 04-Jul-13 22:49:42

oh but arseholes is so therapeutic. Fucking arseholes. There. Lovely.

Fucking Badger wanker, not so much.

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 04-Jul-13 22:50:45

toast TV with loads of butter, or poached eggs.

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 04-Jul-13 22:51:33

Twatnugget? Nah am not feeling it.

Earthworms Thu 04-Jul-13 22:51:59


Fucking cunty fucknuggets.

And wanky ipad autocorrecting fucking swearing

lessonsintightropes Thu 04-Jul-13 22:55:43

Shitnuggets. Buggering bastard bullshit? Nice to have some alliteration in there somehow, adds emphasis.

lougle Thu 04-Jul-13 22:57:49

How would that work then?

'Would you like a cup of tea, love?' 'Arseholes!'
'Can you let the dog out?' 'Arseholes!'
'Mummy, where does poo come from?' 'Arseholes!'

FunnysInLaJardin Thu 04-Jul-13 23:02:12

oh no lougle they are all in bed and by the am I will be all smile again. The cats might ask for food and they will get a swift arseholes as will the fucking low energy bulbs if they don't stop flashing on and off. Cunts

usualsuspect Thu 04-Jul-13 23:04:27

Arseholes is a fine swear.

Go with that.

usualsuspect Thu 04-Jul-13 23:06:57

I don't like all this new fangled swearing

Old skool swearing all the way.

OhTiger Thu 04-Jul-13 23:07:57

A van cut in front of me in a very dangerous way this afternoon on the way home from swimming. I did call the driver an arsehole. DD2 pointed out we are not allowed to say that as it's very rude blush

Gomez Thu 04-Jul-13 23:08:43

Fuck. Shit. Bastard. Bullocks.

Does that work for you usual?

usualsuspect Thu 04-Jul-13 23:17:32

Yes that works for me grin

You can't beat a good 'Fuck off'

Gomez Thu 04-Jul-13 23:23:55


southeastastra Thu 04-Jul-13 23:25:21

round here someone had written 'bumhole' on a wall, it was there years but the council have just cleaned it off sad

usualsuspect Thu 04-Jul-13 23:27:03

Oh no, SEA. It should have been framed.

southeastastra Thu 04-Jul-13 23:35:30

i know! wish i had put perspex over it and protected it a la banksy

HeffalumpTheFlump Thu 04-Jul-13 23:39:03

CUNTING BALLFLAPS is my latest expletive. It's reserved for the worst situations such as stubbing your toe or stepping in cat puke.

ChubbyKitty Fri 05-Jul-13 00:47:46

Errrrhhhh cat puke.

Worse than vodka and raspberry pavlova puke.

I like CuntBubbles when it all gets too much. Those situations aren't even worthy of being cunts. They are bubbles of ick that pop out of one.

I'm sorry. I like the C word, I understand its not to everyone's tastes. blush

minouminou Fri 05-Jul-13 08:19:31


TheCatIsUpTheDuff Fri 05-Jul-13 10:13:21


Moominsarehippos Fri 05-Jul-13 10:14:32

I thought it was a new game like when DS says 'sausages' to everything.

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