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To ask you where to bury/hide the body

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FrustratedSycamoresRocks Mon 01-Jul-13 19:55:53

Since I'm not going to LTB, I have cryogenically frozen DH until a cure for annoy-the-wife-itus is found. In the meantime where can I bury/hide him that won't raise suspicions?


FanjoPaterson Wed 03-Jul-13 06:56:25

All I'd do is buckle him into the passenger seat of the car, drive out into the middle of the Northern Territory, travel off the road for a good twenty kilometres, open the door and <push>

However, if we're going for retrievable, I'd take him to the museum, dress him in an appropriate period costume and place him in one of the glass cabinets.
After, of course, shaving his beard and cutting his ponytail into the appropriate styles.

LimitedEditionLady Wed 03-Jul-13 07:37:07

Just stand him at your window so people know theres always someone in.

RollerCola Wed 03-Jul-13 07:43:17

Hire him out for Ann Summers parties?

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