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FrustratedSycamoresRocks Mon 01-Jul-13 19:55:53

Since I'm not going to LTB, I have cryogenically frozen DH until a cure for annoy-the-wife-itus is found. In the meantime where can I bury/hide him that won't raise suspicions?


SantanaLopez Mon 01-Jul-13 19:56:53

Madame Tussauds?

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Mon 01-Jul-13 19:57:53

Might be an issue with getting him there on public transport...

ItsAllGoingToBeFine Mon 01-Jul-13 19:59:54

Have you tried asking Siri?

ColinFirthsGirth Mon 01-Jul-13 20:00:16

You could pop him somewhere in your house and use him as a coat hook.

dementedma Mon 01-Jul-13 20:02:10

Whack him with a hammer until he shatter a into tiny shards then keep in a shoe box

SuffolkNWhat Mon 01-Jul-13 20:03:46

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

soaccidentprone Mon 01-Jul-13 20:04:49

Shop window display as a dummy?

Flossiechops Mon 01-Jul-13 20:05:28

No idea but can you tell me how you do it so I can freeze my twat of a husband too?!

Ask Jeeves

missorinoco Mon 01-Jul-13 20:09:39

Take inspiration from Star Wars, and put him on a wall as your favorite display. When questioned, laugh and say you have frozen him in carbonite. No one will believe you actually did it.

Tee2072 Mon 01-Jul-13 20:15:18

I have plans for my patio slabs and my husband some days.

Would you care to come see if it will suit? Then you can say he's away on business.

babybearsmummy Mon 01-Jul-13 20:17:44

Strap sme wheels and a motor to him and send him round with the Hoover? May as well make use while you still have him

ipswichwitch Mon 01-Jul-13 20:21:50

Prop him up in the local park with an upturned hat in front and claim he's a human statue. They stay still for a very long time. It has the added bonus of making you some money while you wait for science to cure him of the annoying tendencies

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Mon 01-Jul-13 20:46:40

Siri wants to offer me a metal foundry.

Tiny shards in a shoe box might work if i was any good at jigzaws (for when i find the cure)

The statue in a park sounds good, maybe I could use him as a bird feeder?

flummoxedlummox Mon 01-Jul-13 20:50:33

Put him beside a window, one where he'd be out of the way. That way you'd never get burgled.

OnTheNingNangNong Mon 01-Jul-13 20:53:01

I always think of the patio, it's plenty big enough.

Nagoo Mon 01-Jul-13 20:55:42

Steal your neighbour's wheelie bin.

WafflyVersatile Mon 01-Jul-13 20:56:37

Sit him cross-legged outside a tube station with an empty coffee cup in front of him and watch everyone carefully not see him.

GrimmaTheNome Mon 01-Jul-13 20:58:45

Lying on the sofa - if you can get the TV remote into his frozen hand.

Pennyacrossthehall Mon 01-Jul-13 20:59:04

WafflyVersatile Sit him cross-legged outside a tube station with an empty coffee cup in front of him and watch everyone carefully not see him.

The winner.

ivykaty44 Mon 01-Jul-13 21:00:35

text all your friends and ask for their ideas?

DespicableMa Mon 01-Jul-13 21:01:33

Put him in IKEA, in one of their bedroom displays. You can buy some new glasses and more bag clip thingys when you pick him up!

FrustratedSycamoresRocks Mon 01-Jul-13 21:02:30

Ooh nagoo I could do that, my neighbour is away.

waffly definatey a winner!

And if I stick him in the wheely bin I can get him there on the train.

Binkyridesagain Mon 01-Jul-13 21:03:46

In the middle of a large roundabout, it's best if you can find an overgrown one as no one will see you digging the hole

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