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To wonder why Fred and Wilma sleep in separate beds?

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louee93 Fri 28-Jun-13 21:12:02

Anyone have any idea? Were they 'staying together for the kidz?'

wankerchief Fri 28-Jun-13 21:12:41

Wilma snores like a cunt

southeastastra Fri 28-Jun-13 21:12:52

you are being totally unreasonable even to wonder this!

Trills Fri 28-Jun-13 21:13:17

Because showing a man and a woman in bed together in a show aimed at children was just not on.

southeastastra Fri 28-Jun-13 21:14:38

unless they were men a la bert and ernie and morecambe and wise

Annunziata Fri 28-Jun-13 21:15:29

Wilma's going through the menopause and has kicked Fred out because he's unreasonably hot.

FreudiansSlipper Fri 28-Jun-13 21:16:29

Well Wilma often hints at Fred's sexual demands

Trills Fri 28-Jun-13 21:19:07

Bert and Ernie are just very good friends.

louee93 Fri 28-Jun-13 21:28:02

Thought maybe his feet stank of shit or something...

HighInterestRat Fri 28-Jun-13 21:29:50

The passion died?

Contraceptives probably weren't up to much at this point in time so perhaps separate beds are a safety measure?

BriansBrain Fri 28-Jun-13 21:32:42

Wilma caught Fred wearing her favourite dress one afternoon when she came home early from shopping due to a migraine and Fred should have been out playing golf.

They don't like to talk about it really.

I shouldn't have said anything.

vicarlady Fri 28-Jun-13 21:33:09

May be their marriage was on the rocks?!

NaturalBlondeYeahRight Fri 28-Jun-13 21:46:13

One of them encourages the dino to sleep on the bed this does not happen in this house

Gruntfuttock Fri 28-Jun-13 21:55:46

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