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not often very angry but been talking to lovely girlfriend this afternoon.

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marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:22:40

She and her DH are the same age as us - 50+. Her DH has behaved disgracefully after 25 years of marriage. I have met the cuckold -she hasn't AIBU to call her the stumpy cunt. She is short - so cross, so very cross. The DC are 22, 19, 15 and 12. The stumpy c is 31 - 9 when their eldest was born. He is a monster dick btw - grrrrrrrrr and I'm not one of MNet's big swearers!!! [Angry]recurringm. Their eldest isn't the monster - red mist got in the way.

Numberlock Sun 23-Jun-13 22:38:50

Led astray - if you say so...

HollyBerryBush Sun 23-Jun-13 22:39:26

Who is short? And is it relevant?

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:39:52

Team Ed and RP have got it. Sorry - crossness made me inarticulate.

ifyourehoppyandyouknowit Sun 23-Jun-13 22:39:55

'led astray'? Really? Sure, he's a dick, but he wasn't lured away by some bewitching harlot, kicking and screaming all the way. Pretty sure he was a willing participant.

But yes, he is rather foolish and I feel sorry for your friend that she is going through this.

tupuedes Sun 23-Jun-13 22:40:25

Its not nice to insult people based on their height. Don't you think some people reading this might be "stumpy" also?

pictish Sun 23-Jun-13 22:40:40


RevoltingPeasant Sun 23-Jun-13 22:41:06

Is he leaving your friend or just carrying on? Sounds like your poor friend is well out of it. How nasty for her.

ProperStumped Sun 23-Jun-13 22:43:03

Led astray? confused Poor man sad

sweetestcup Sun 23-Jun-13 22:43:23

led astray by a stumpy cunt

Oh its always some wiley woman's fault for leading some poor helpless man astray isnt it? Complete nonsense, no-one gets led astray like that - so he was unfaithful - he could have chose to respect his marriage vows. And your OP is incoherent nonsense to.

SolidGoldBrass Sun 23-Jun-13 22:44:41

YABU because it's none of your business what goes on in someone else's marriage, and calling someone a 'stumpy cunt' is childish.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:04

Left - gone to a 2 bed flat with ow and her 6 and 3 year old. They have lovely weekends because the ow's DH has the DC. He's complaining because he can't buy a decent house for them until after both divorces.

Alibabaandthe40nappies Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:16

Led astray? Hardly.

If you were privy to all info you might even find it wasn't the first affair he'd had. Aim your anger at him, not her.

Branleuse Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:21

youve got to keep your eye on those stumpy cunts tbh

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:47

Yes yabu to call this woman the stumpy cunt. Save your rage and name-calling for your poor friend's husband who is a married man and has done the dirty on his wife.

ExcuseTypos Sun 23-Jun-13 22:45:59

YANBU to be very cross about the situation, for your friend.

YABU in saying he was led astray. He's a grown up who made his own decisions.

ShotgunNotDoingThePans Sun 23-Jun-13 22:46:54

Would it be okay if she was 5' 10'' then?

FeegleFion Sun 23-Jun-13 22:47:40

A cunt is beautiful, warm and accommodating, regardless of height.

I'm really sorry this is happening to your friend OP but please understand this OW is not a succubus, ensnaring poor men who know no better.

They are both equally vile.

elQuintoConyo Sun 23-Jun-13 22:50:37

I'm a stumpy cunt with a cunty stump, I'm doubly offended angry

Tabliope Sun 23-Jun-13 22:51:16

Well it obviously wasn't working with his wife for whatever reason. I couldn't get angry at someone else's husband though. I'd think him an arse and feel sorry for her, yes, but only they know all the details. He's left. If I was your friend I'd rather he'd buggered off as I wouldn't want him back after an affair. Her kids are all independent apart from the 12 year old. In a year or two she can have a snigger to herself that's he's probably still having to get up in the night with the OW's kids. That will definitely take the shine off things for him. I bet in a few months he'll try to come running back with his tail between his legs then she can have great satisfaction in telling him to bugger off. He's the loser here.

marriedinwhiteagain Sun 23-Jun-13 22:52:40

I know it's childish but I have loved them both for nearly 30 years. If ow were 5'10" she'd be a skinny streak of piss. Stop being reasonable (please) - you're supposed to be a bunch of vipers and I'm rarely U and rarely swear and I is cross !!!!

AnyFucker Sun 23-Jun-13 22:53:22

put the wine down

YonilyDevotedToYou Sun 23-Jun-13 22:53:36

I am of diminutive stature. Should I be changing my NN to StumpyCunt? (Quite tempted, truth be told.)

FeegleFion Sun 23-Jun-13 22:57:27

Oh bless Married you sound like an amazingly loving and loyal friend.

You'll be a fantastic support to her through the tough times ahead. flowers

ChippingInWiredOnCoffee Sun 23-Jun-13 22:57:35

How do you like the sound of ChippingInStumpyNotCunt? grin

Utter utter bastard to do this to your friend and your friendship -it hurts huh sad

TiggerWearsATriteSmile Sun 23-Jun-13 22:58:13

Ehm. Ok

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