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AIBU?

I think, morally speaking (and probably taste too) I'd be ok about eating someone if my life depended on it.

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EleanorHandbasket · 16/06/2013 19:40

I was just pondering this as I cooked some bacon. As you do.

Pigs are lovely, I'm very fond, but I've no issue with eating them. Lambs too, and all sorts of other animals. And I thought, woudl I eat, say, a dolphin?

Hmm. Probably. Especially if I was really hungry and it was all there was.

Shock

And then I thought, well, what about a person.

And do you know, my brain doesn't scream in horror at the idea. If I was marooned on a desert island for eg, with someone else, and they starved to death, I'd probably be ok with cooking and eating what was left of them. And in fact, if someone else did the butchering bit, I'd probably chow down fairly happily.

ShockShock

I've never really thought about it before. But there you go.

AIBU?

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HeySoulSister · 16/06/2013 19:43

no yab very reasonable!! carb free too,dig in!!

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AuntieStella · 16/06/2013 19:44

I din't think I coukd kill a person. But if it was a survival situation (say a plane crash), I would have no qualms about eating corpses.

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SkinnybitchWannabe · 16/06/2013 19:45

YANBU I would as well.

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Breatheslowly · 16/06/2013 19:45

I think that if it was a social norm to eat people then I would be fine with it. We are conditioned to see some species as food but not others by our culture. So some nations eat horses and dogs, but we don't because of cultural issues. However I think that there would be big issues around the provenance and whether it was free range.

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wigglesrock · 16/06/2013 19:47

I would have absolutely no qualms about it, if they were already dead. I'd be quite happy if when I was dead someone ate me in order to survive.

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EleanorHandbasket · 16/06/2013 19:53

Oh thank god.

I thought perhaps my brain was malfunctioning. I seriously gave it proper thought and came up with no sense of revulsion so long as a) no one was murdered and b) I didn't have to do the butchering.

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Bobyan · 16/06/2013 19:56

Apparently human tastes similar to pork, so YANBU especially with some sweet and sour sauce Grin

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HollyBerryBush · 16/06/2013 19:57

you would eat anything (or any one) if you were hungry enough.

And having smelt burning bodies - I cannot stand the smell of pork

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TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 16/06/2013 19:58

I value my survival over a dead person having meat on their bones. So I'd tuck in, with regret and guilt and horror, but I'd eat up.

Weirdest sentence I've wrote on MN there, I'll admit.

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SirBoobAlot · 16/06/2013 20:00

I obviously wouldn't be able to do it, as just the thread title has put me off my dinner.

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BaconKetchup · 16/06/2013 20:00

People who have done it as survivors of accidents in deserted areas have ended up traumatised because of it haven't they

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Hassled · 16/06/2013 20:00

I actually don't think I could. Which is pretty pathetic given that the alternative would be starvation. Maybe the desert island scenario would hand me a giant grip.

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MrsTerryPratchett · 16/06/2013 20:02

I've read a few survival stories. The important thing is to get the hands, feet,head and all that off first so they don't trigger you.

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Jamillalliamilli · 16/06/2013 20:32

I'm vegetarian and find the idea of carving up and eating your own kind in an emergency situation a bit less disgusting than the idea of eating a different creature. It's like you'd know more what you were getting and doing with a human.

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LadyBeagleEyes · 16/06/2013 20:37

If they starved to death though, they wouldn't have a lot of meat on them would they? Would you eat the offal?
I couldn't do liver or kidneys, but I'd manage a stew I think.

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SmiteYouWithThunderbolts · 16/06/2013 20:38

I think it'd be majorly hypocritical of me to merrily munch on cows, pigs, sheep and chickens, but then freak out over eating another person. If I'm prepared to eat other creatures, I need to be prepared to eat something from my own species.

I've just finished reading The Hunger Games so have been pondering this sort of thing myself today. Grin

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Thurlow · 16/06/2013 20:43

Yeah, I would, in a plane-crashed-in-the-Andes situation.

Has anyone ever read the short story 'Survivor Type' by Stephen King? It's about a guy stranded on a desert island, helpfully with heroin, who is so hungry he starts amputating and eating parts of himself...

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SchroSawMargeryDaw · 16/06/2013 20:44

Horrifyingly, I wouldn't have an issue with it.

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lougle · 16/06/2013 20:51

Hmm....you'd have to be a bit careful, wouldn't you? If they died of starvation, possibly, but if they're dead and you're alive and you've had the same amount of food, you have to wonder if there's some sort of infection that finished them off...

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Sparklingbrook · 16/06/2013 20:53

I think I would have to be there to know.

Bearing in mind I struggle to cut/handle raw meat I may not be very good.

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EleanorHandbasket · 16/06/2013 20:55

Good point Lougle.

Hmm.

Although dh (for eg) would starve to death quicker than me on account of his super skinniness and my chunky bum.

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NettoSuperstar · 16/06/2013 20:56

I would too.
I've eaten dog out of choice, just once, and in a country where it was accepted, I didn't go after an old lady's guide dog.
It tasted like, erm meat.

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Ledkr · 16/06/2013 20:59

I could if they were properly prepared and cooked.
I'd have to have some fava beans and a nice chianti Grin

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lougle · 16/06/2013 21:02

Nice fencepost wedged up your nether regions there, Sparklingbrook Grin

Oooh Netto. Dog. I take it you didn't see said dog 'in the flesh' prior to its demise?

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lougle · 16/06/2013 21:03

Ledkr, that doesn't really fit in with the survival theme, does it?

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