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Or does Tom Jones look like a singing testicle?

(52 Posts)
Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 20:10:54


hersheys123 Sat 15-Jun-13 20:12:49

Must be why he's so popular with the ladies, he's a mass of crooning man juice.

ExitPursuedByABear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:13:49

I have never seen one so couldn't possibly say.

Flobbadobs Sat 15-Jun-13 20:13:54

Oh God, I will never be able to look at him again now..

Fairylea Sat 15-Jun-13 20:14:17

I quite like him.

<runs away>

Wheresmycaffeinedrip Sat 15-Jun-13 20:14:22


EarlyInTheMorning Sat 15-Jun-13 20:15:39

Not seen that many singing testicles so couldn't rightly say

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 20:15:43


You have not lived. Singing testes are really, like, cool and shit.

Depends what they are singing, though.

iklboo Sat 15-Jun-13 20:16:21

Nick Knowles looks like someone has drawn a face on Sid James' scrotum.

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 20:16:33

He is a kind-hearted singing testicle, I'll give him that.

ExitPursuedByABear Sat 15-Jun-13 20:17:52

I like Tom. Will is a twat.

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 20:18:55

Ikboo grin

My other favourite genital heads are:

Greg from Masterchef (hungry teste)

Paul Hogan (sunburnt testicle)

Cerys Matthews (Botox testicle)

Fairylea Sat 15-Jun-13 20:19:45

There are topless photos of tom Jones in dm today (sorry to mention the dreaded mail).

I did bring up a little of my breakfast ... but I still like the man.

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 20:20:01

I like Tom, too!

He does look like a bollock, though.

A benevolent bollock!

TheOrchardKeeper Sat 15-Jun-13 20:20:11

Will gives me the RAGE angry

He's so DOPE ey

LaurieFairyCake Sat 15-Jun-13 20:20:46

He was fab!

And I still would wink

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 20:21:15

Fairy - does the rest of his body look like a collection of scrota? Like an octopus, but made of man-bits?

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 20:22:50

Will is RUBBISH.

Ruined Blondie and graffiti for me in one fell swoop.

Fairylea Sat 15-Jun-13 21:25:14

smile she - he looks like a big wrinkly scrotum actually. That has been rolled in grey pubes.

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 21:32:07

He does. Lovely, fluffy pubes that no doubt smell like lavender and success.

Jestrin Sat 15-Jun-13 21:33:12

Singing testicle


Nick Knowles looks like someone has drawn a face on Sid James' scrotum.


iseenodust Sat 15-Jun-13 21:37:53

YABVU Tom is AN ICON and you must be wearing wine goggles.

Sheshelob Sat 15-Jun-13 21:41:11

An icon. And a permatanned genital.

Those two thing are mutually exclusive.

Samu2 Sat 15-Jun-13 22:28:13

He is hot!!

ouryve Sat 15-Jun-13 22:30:41

Singing testicle with weird fake teeth.

Fab voice, though. He can teach some of the other old timers a thing or two, there.

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