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Should women be allowed to do everything men do?

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Hullygully · 13/06/2013 11:08

Talk to me about equality.

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MalenkyRusskyDrakonchik · 13/06/2013 11:10

Nah. Our vaginas get in the way all the time.

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DeWe · 13/06/2013 11:10

If you wish to go into the gents and wee standing up, then I won't stop you. Grin

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Hullygully · 13/06/2013 11:10

No, this is a serious point.

Are we not equal but different?

Don't we all have different roles?

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Trapper · 13/06/2013 11:11

You are welcome to do everything I need to do today. I'll go back to bed.

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Sheshelob · 13/06/2013 11:11

No.

Jar opening is something my vagina inhibits me from doing.

Oh, and working as a team. I can't do that.

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VinegarDrinker · 13/06/2013 11:11

What things are we not allowed to do?

Submarines? Front line combat? There must be more.

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mmmerangue · 13/06/2013 11:11

Yes, if they want to.

Not every woman is as strong as a man, but some women are stronger than some men.

Not every woman wants to be a builder, or in the army, or whatever your preferred 'male role' is, but some do.

Not ever man wants to either.

My favourite quality story of the week www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22828150

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Buzzardbird · 13/06/2013 11:12

No, we should be made to undress to the sound of cheesy music.

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MalenkyRusskyDrakonchik · 13/06/2013 11:12

I think the differences between any two individuals randomly picked are just as significant as the differences between men and women, once you take social conditioning out of it.

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Hullygully · 13/06/2013 11:12

I used to command a sub, so that isn't true.

They are surprisingly easy.

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mmmerangue · 13/06/2013 11:12

Woops try again

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VinegarDrinker · 13/06/2013 11:13

"Don't we have different roles?"

IMHO only as much as any two people have different roles. I'm sure my interests, strengths and weaknesses are very different to yours. I just don't think my anatomy has anything to do with it.

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EleanorHandbasket · 13/06/2013 11:14

Fathering children.

And watching really boring telly programs.

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Hullygully · 13/06/2013 11:14

The good thing about being in charge of a sub is all the lovely young men you can get to help you press the buttons n shit

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VinegarDrinker · 13/06/2013 11:14

Ah I am obviously misinformed.

Small Russian got there first with the point I was going to make, anyway.

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mmmerangue · 13/06/2013 11:14

I type with my fists, by the way.

*every man

*equality story

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Sheshelob · 13/06/2013 11:14


I don't think there is any universal male thing that women can't do. But I do think everyone is different. It just doesn't have to be along gender lines.
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Buzzardbird · 13/06/2013 11:14

Thought submariners never used the term 'sub'? So my DDF told me if ever I slipped up.

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EleanorHandbasket · 13/06/2013 11:14

I want to be in charge of a sub.

A twelve inch BLT one.

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limitedperiodonly · 13/06/2013 11:15

I think more menz should be allowed to be as artistic and celebratory of their bodies as women.

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kim147 · 13/06/2013 11:15

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cory · 13/06/2013 11:16

Who is this person who gets to do the allowing? How about letting adults decide for themselves- and take the risk of rejection if they are not up to the job?

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MalenkyRusskyDrakonchik · 13/06/2013 11:16

Although, interestingly (well, only to me), if you chose to fiddle around with two eggs, I believe you could splice together a baby. You couldn't with sperm because they don't carry the information. But theoretically, I think women could 'father' babies.*

*This is a random sci-fi point. This is not evil feminists annihilating menz from the reproductive process. That happens later, after we have built the yonic memorial in the shape of a giant vulva and sung a rousing chorus of Nana was a Suffragette.

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Northernexile · 13/06/2013 11:16

Only as long as you don't refer to yourself as a feminist in polite company. Couldn't be having that.

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TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 13/06/2013 11:16

Oh God, I'm not now expected to watch Top Gear, grow a moustache every November and order the hottest curry on the menu even though I won't enjoy it.

Feminism has a lot to answer for.

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