To not find this in the least bit sexy or attractive

[Chewmebush]

Sat down this morning to eat my crumpets. DH comes in wearing just his boxers. He bent down to put something back in the fridge and I saw a nice skidder in the back if his undies. AIBU to think that this isn't attractive or sexy.Its not the first time I've noticed this marmite residue either...

[parakeet]

How could you see it in that circumstance? Sounds implausible.

[ShatnersBassoon]

YABU. Unwiped bums really get my motor running.

[Chewmebush]

Parakeet - why? He had a light pair on and they were wedged in his crack. Not really implausible.

[FluffyDucky]

Buy him some moist andrex wipes & gift wrap them lol?

[EarlyInTheMorning]

Just keep the visuals coming Chewme, why don't you?

[TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff]

I don't want nightmares tonight, but I guess that's not going to happen....

[Sallystyle]

Why would you post about your husbands lack of hygiene

If this was my husband I would be too ashamed to tell anyone

[AKissIsNotAContract]

Can you go back in time and not marry him? Choose a bloke who can wipe his arse properly. Skids in adults are not normal or acceptable.

[Chewmebush]

Early - it's good to share

[FutTheShuckUp]

Oh lord this made me roar

[TigOldBitties]

Did you tell him?

[PixelAteMyFace]

Leave the bastard

[Chewmebush]

I didn't say anything, didn't want to embarrass him.

[littlepeas]

I can see my dh's hairy bum crack quite clearly through white pants. I encourage dark and bright colours! It is somehow worse to get the impression if it showing through pants than it would be to actually see it naked. I was once sorting through washing whilst on the phone to my mum and found a skid mark on a pair of his pants. Couldn't stop laughing. My poor mum (didn't tell her why I was laughing uncontrollably). Agree it is not sexy, but my dh things it's hilarious. I swear he is obsessed with poo and farting.

[Fakebook]

Eugh. Someone needs bum wiping lessons. To think he sleeps in your bed like that leaving poo crumbs everywhere.

[CajaDeLaMemoria]

Cor this is gross.

I couldn't have any physical contact with anyone who couldn't wipe their own ass. I mean, it's not tough. It doesn't bode well for the rest of life if you can't master that basic skill.

Or hairiness, to be honest. The idea of hairy hands is bad enough, a hairy ass is to disturbing to imagine.

This thread has been far too graphic. Ew.

[ShatnersBassoon]

He knows he's got a clarty arse, it wouldn't embarrass him if you reminded him that bog roll isn't rationed.

[TigOldBitties]

Shame him! You're DH is lucky, I'd be shouting about it from the rooftops if he were mine, DH is yet to live down the time he pissed himself.

[CajaDeLaMemoria]

Oh god, poo crumbs?! Poo crumbs? Eurgh.

I feel like I need a shower just for looking at this thread.

[K8Middleton]

[Ledkr]

Not really very normal! Even my kids can wipe their own arses.

[ouryve]

Do you take the traditional female role and do the laundry? If so, explain to him that you had to wash his pants on an extra hot wash because they were stained. End of.

[AKissIsNotAContract]

This thread is making me realise why rimming isn't popular on MN.

[littlepeas]

My dh calls poo crumbs 'winnetts'. Nice.

What's wrong with a hairy ass (crack only, not cheeks)? Surely that's normal? He doesn't have a hairy back btw. He isn't a gorilla beast thing.

[RevoltingPeasant]

Sorry. I have just got to the op's post where she says she didn't want to embarrass him.

So...you posted about it on an internet forum??