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To not find this in the least bit sexy or attractive

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Chewmebush Fri 07-Jun-13 21:21:34

Sat down this morning to eat my crumpets. DH comes in wearing just his boxers. He bent down to put something back in the fridge and I saw a nice skidder in the back if his undies. AIBU to think that this isn't attractive or sexy.Its not the first time I've noticed this marmite residue either...

parakeet Fri 07-Jun-13 21:28:06

How could you see it in that circumstance? Sounds implausible.

ShatnersBassoon Fri 07-Jun-13 21:31:43

YABU. Unwiped bums really get my motor running.

Chewmebush Fri 07-Jun-13 21:31:54

Parakeet - why? He had a light pair on and they were wedged in his crack. Not really implausible.

FluffyDucky Fri 07-Jun-13 21:33:15

Buy him some moist andrex wipes & gift wrap them lol?

EarlyInTheMorning Fri 07-Jun-13 21:33:56

Just keep the visuals coming Chewme, why don't you?

TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff Fri 07-Jun-13 21:35:05

I don't want nightmares tonight, but I guess that's not going to happen....

Samu2 Fri 07-Jun-13 21:35:23

Why would you post about your husbands lack of hygiene shock

If this was my husband I would be too ashamed to tell anyone grin

AKissIsNotAContract Fri 07-Jun-13 21:35:40

Can you go back in time and not marry him? Choose a bloke who can wipe his arse properly. Skids in adults are not normal or acceptable.

Chewmebush Fri 07-Jun-13 21:35:48

Early - it's good to share smile

FutTheShuckUp Fri 07-Jun-13 21:36:01

Oh lord this made me roar

TigOldBitties Fri 07-Jun-13 21:36:44

Did you tell him?

PixelAteMyFace Fri 07-Jun-13 21:40:06

Leave the bastard grin

Chewmebush Fri 07-Jun-13 21:43:05

I didn't say anything, didn't want to embarrass him.

littlepeas Fri 07-Jun-13 21:48:15

I can see my dh's hairy bum crack quite clearly through white pants. I encourage dark and bright colours! It is somehow worse to get the impression if it showing through pants than it would be to actually see it naked. I was once sorting through washing whilst on the phone to my mum and found a skid mark on a pair of his pants. Couldn't stop laughing. My poor mum (didn't tell her why I was laughing uncontrollably). Agree it is not sexy, but my dh things it's hilarious. I swear he is obsessed with poo and farting.

Fakebook Fri 07-Jun-13 21:49:19

Eugh. Someone needs bum wiping lessons. To think he sleeps in your bed like that leaving poo crumbs everywhere. <shudders>

CajaDeLaMemoria Fri 07-Jun-13 21:52:29

Cor this is gross.

I couldn't have any physical contact with anyone who couldn't wipe their own ass. I mean, it's not tough. It doesn't bode well for the rest of life if you can't master that basic skill.

Or hairiness, to be honest. The idea of hairy hands is bad enough, a hairy ass is to disturbing to imagine.

This thread has been far too graphic. Ew.

ShatnersBassoon Fri 07-Jun-13 21:52:47

He knows he's got a clarty arse, it wouldn't embarrass him if you reminded him that bog roll isn't rationed.

TigOldBitties Fri 07-Jun-13 21:52:57

Shame him! You're DH is lucky, I'd be shouting about it from the rooftops if he were mine, DH is yet to live down the time he pissed himself.

CajaDeLaMemoria Fri 07-Jun-13 21:52:57

Oh god, poo crumbs?! Poo crumbs? Eurgh.

I feel like I need a shower just for looking at this thread.

K8Middleton Fri 07-Jun-13 21:53:16

<Thanks the Lord for dh and his crack you could eat your dinner off>

Ledkr Fri 07-Jun-13 21:54:23

Not really very normal! Even my kids can wipe their own arses.

ouryve Fri 07-Jun-13 21:54:46

Do you take the traditional female role and do the laundry? If so, explain to him that you had to wash his pants on an extra hot wash because they were stained. End of.

AKissIsNotAContract Fri 07-Jun-13 21:55:21

This thread is making me realise why rimming isn't popular on MN.

littlepeas Fri 07-Jun-13 21:58:07

My dh calls poo crumbs 'winnetts'. Nice.

What's wrong with a hairy ass (crack only, not cheeks)? Surely that's normal? He doesn't have a hairy back btw. He isn't a gorilla beast thing.

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