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to be hungry, tired, grumpy and cold.

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AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:15:42

1. I have 9 weeks to lose 6 stone. I am hungry. I want cheese and bread.

2. Working nights fucks me up. I am so tired I feel sick. I need carbs but see point 1.

3. I am in a mood. Snappy and Grumpy. See points 1 and 2.

4. Why is it so fucking cold? Again?

I want wine. I want gin. I want cheese.

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:22:44

H is going to get me wine. He is lovely sometimes.

NatashaBee Mon 27-May-13 18:25:48

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zonetwo Mon 27-May-13 18:26:01

You can't lose 6stone in 9 weeks. Why can't you, as a health professional, diet sensibly?

What is this really about?

McNewPants2013 Mon 27-May-13 18:27:23

Why such a drastic weight loss in such a small time

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:27:38

I could if I lost a limb or 2.

Is fat madness not allowed if one is a health prof?

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:28:10

Impending holiday.

CajaDeLaMemoria Mon 27-May-13 18:29:28

You can't lose 6 stone in 9 weeks unless... Well actuall, iit'd just be almost impossible.

Even if you completely negated your calorie intake, you'd cling onto weight or risk organ failure.

Don't torture yourself for something so unrealistic. You'll just feel crap now, and crap in 9 weeks.

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:31:39

OK. I'll accept the impossibility of my plan.

Still not eating cheese and carbs. Except wine.

SmileItsSunny Mon 27-May-13 18:34:09

Have you tried the 2 day diet? I've found I can cope with being tired hungry and grumpy just 2 days a week, and have lost 5 kg in 6 weeks... Maybe adjust your goals slightly thoughsmile

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:34:27

Still grumpy and tetchy. Entire family getting on my tits.

zonetwo Mon 27-May-13 18:34:57

Can't you just do what you tell your patients to do and follow the healthy eating guidelines.

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:35:20

Tried 5:2. Didn't shed a single gram

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:38:32

No zone. I can't. If life were that simple I wouldn't be contemplating multiple organ failure in order to bare my body in a swim suit. Life and fat madness dimply does not work that way.

beachyhead Mon 27-May-13 18:40:04

I'm low carbing too. Also miserable, but lost three pounds in three days...grin I'm not giving up wine though...

juneybean Mon 27-May-13 18:41:31

Wine won't make you feel better, loads of calories in alcohol. Have a carrot instead wink

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:43:09

Wine will make me feel better.

My yoes are white and numb. It's supposed to be fucking may. Bastsard weather.

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:43:29


DontmindifIdo Mon 27-May-13 18:47:40

go run up and down the stairs 10 times, it'll warm you toes and you'll feel able to have a bit of bread...

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:52:01

Will do the stairs hang on...........

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:53:33

5 x.

That quite hurts.

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 18:55:50

Another 5.


CajaDeLaMemoria Mon 27-May-13 18:57:02

Are you drinking alcohol-free wine?

toiletbrush Mon 27-May-13 18:58:22

Come on cervix you can do it! 9 stone in 6wks - absolute breeze grin

Just watch the wine when low-carbing, always makes me want to eat my weight in junk the next day.

AtYourCervix Mon 27-May-13 19:00:04

Alcohol free wine shock. Wash your mouth out.

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