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To smite people who use inoffensive words instead of proper cussing?

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Salmotrutta Fri 24-May-13 23:08:49

I mean really hmm.

"Oh, sugar"... Just say "Shit" - its so much better.

And "Flips sake" is nowhere near as satisfying as "Fucks sake!".

You'll thank me for it.


LineRunner Fri 24-May-13 23:11:14


coffeeinbed Fri 24-May-13 23:11:14

what dies smite mean?

exiledmancityfan Fri 24-May-13 23:11:58

No Absolutly fucking not grin

AgentZigzag Fri 24-May-13 23:12:00

Aye, nowt like a good swear.

I just presume they've come over from the glittery NM side and feel a bit naughty doing it in public.

ageofgrandillusion Fri 24-May-13 23:12:04

I heard somebody say "drat" recently. But retro.

AudrinaAdare Fri 24-May-13 23:12:06

YANBU, but how do you smite them?

MrsVamos Fri 24-May-13 23:12:14

I completely concur, Salmo. <hic>

FunnysInLaJardin Fri 24-May-13 23:12:19

smite smite and thrice smite. YANBU, call a twat a twat in my book

LineRunner Fri 24-May-13 23:12:27

Is it to lay waste, in a biblical sense but not quite in that biblical sense?

Salmotrutta Fri 24-May-13 23:12:35




ageofgrandillusion Fri 24-May-13 23:12:55

Bit. Bollocks.

Pigsmummy Fri 24-May-13 23:13:15

"smite" wtf

LineRunner Fri 24-May-13 23:13:25

Crikey is my best word. So fuck you.

FunnysInLaJardin Fri 24-May-13 23:13:34

are there folk here saying sugar then? A woman I used to work with used to say 'oh yabba dabba do' as a swear word. I mean FFS, really?

Salmotrutta Fri 24-May-13 23:13:44


A tucking good word IMHO.

And very underused.

stopfightingandtidyupthismess Fri 24-May-13 23:13:47

Bollocks. One of my favourite words. How to sum up a day, activity or anything else thats gone wrong in one go!

FunnysInLaJardin Fri 24-May-13 23:13:57

Crikes is quite good

yabu i dont like swearing and wont change just to please you


GeorgianMumto5 Fri 24-May-13 23:13:59

Yabu because you used the word smite and that made me laugh.

Yanbu because I work with children and, 'Fucksake! Sit down and listen!' is frowned upon. Creative non-swearing is the way forward.

MrsVamos Fri 24-May-13 23:14:15

Drat ? Is that a new rapper or someone ?

gordyslovesheep Fri 24-May-13 23:14:17

yes - smite them - the fucking wank monkeys

coffeeinbed Fri 24-May-13 23:14:57

People say sugar.
And fudge

Salmotrutta Fri 24-May-13 23:15:01


WTF - I meant fucking.

Bastard autocorrect.

FunnysInLaJardin Fri 24-May-13 23:15:07

arses is my personal fave. Or arse biscuits

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