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To tell DH if he leaves me I will screw him for everything he's got.....

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AmadeusRocks Fri 24-May-13 19:54:01

My bastard DH has this evening made a joke saying "if I left you for my secretary you'd be financially screwed", I am 36 weeks pregnant and already worrying about money hmm and hormonal. I quipped back "well if you leave me I will take you for everything you've got" and he was horrified!

I've kicked him out for the night to stew at his mothers. Seriously, what sort of arsehole makes that comment to a pregnant woman, especially when I've just passed up promotion opportunity which would DOUBLE my salary to bear his children!

So WIBU to react like that?

Cluffyflump Mon 03-Jun-13 10:40:07

I see that ukfirestorm,
I've turned into a bit of a snappy moo of late.
I saw you on another thread and felt bad about having a go at you.

ukfirestorm Fri 31-May-13 23:10:18

It so was, hadnbt got to the happy news bit, congrats, and sorry for post in wrong part of the thread

SybilRamkin Thu 30-May-13 13:08:43

Hurrah, congratulations on the new addition to your family. Hopefully all the horribleness is sorted out.

littlediamond33 Thu 30-May-13 12:34:10

many a true word spoken in jest.

Cluffyflump Thu 30-May-13 12:22:21

Congratulations smile

ukfirestorm, I hope your post was because of your inability to bother to read the thread, and not because you wanted to put the boot into a new mother.
That would be vile.

StealthPolarBear Wed 29-May-13 14:48:25

That all went very fast. Congratulations.

ukfirestorm Wed 29-May-13 14:48:06

congrats, lovely names.

Mollydoggerson Wed 29-May-13 14:45:32

Congratulations. I like Patrick!

MoominsYonisAreScary Wed 29-May-13 14:43:59


ukfirestorm Wed 29-May-13 14:43:08

I'm with Lyingwitch on this. Vile.

Buzzardbird Wed 29-May-13 14:38:23

Congratulations Amadeus, let's hope this is an end to stupid comments.

AmadeusRocks Wed 29-May-13 14:36:44

That post sounds odd......what I mean is we haven't yet decided which way round the first two names will go!

AmadeusRocks Wed 29-May-13 14:34:27

Just to update you all that we've had a beautiful baby son at 10.30am on Saturday weighing 7lb 2 and he is named Patrick Cassius Paul <surname> or Cassius Patrick Paul

Lazyjaney Sun 26-May-13 08:28:59

Very odd pair of threads, there must be more behind them.

cerealqueen Sat 25-May-13 23:32:37

Just seen birth impending, hope all well!

cerealqueen Sat 25-May-13 23:30:46

Is this a business arrangement or a marriage?!

imaginethat Sat 25-May-13 22:25:23

Goodness, hope they are a happy little family now!

scottishmummy Sat 25-May-13 20:56:06

I wouldn't assign gender to a bad taste joke
if its shite joke,it's a shite joke.thers no need to apply stereotyped gender assignations
I really don't think there is man/woman joke.

ZZZenagain Sat 25-May-13 19:02:14

good luck

emstats Sat 25-May-13 19:00:07

Man joke = crappy thoughtless joke. You've never been subjected to one? Well lucky you!!

MammaTJ Sat 25-May-13 11:20:33

Read the other thread and have little sympathy for financial situation, but the OPs husband was being a dick. Hope baby has arrived safe and sound and they have kissed and made up now.

Pobblewhohasnotoes Sat 25-May-13 11:11:24

They spend £400 a month on food???

Wtf do they eat? Ostrich eggs?

BarredfromhavingStella Sat 25-May-13 08:45:19

Yep, pretty baffling OP having read your other thread... hmm

BerryLellow Sat 25-May-13 08:25:32

That escalated quickly shock

Mimishimi Sat 25-May-13 08:10:19

Nasty joke got a nasty answer. What was his problem?

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