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AIBU?

to want to kidnap Benedict Cumberbatch and keep him in my basement?

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qazxc · 18/05/2013 18:47

I'd make it nice. I'm sure he's tired of all that hollywood stuff now and would love to ravish me on a daily basis. best not tell DP though.

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LucilleBluth · 18/05/2013 18:48

Not unreasonable at all, I love him.

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Weegiemum · 18/05/2013 18:50

You're in a fight with my dd1 (13).

She fights dirty! Believe me!!

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VisualiseAHorse · 18/05/2013 18:51

YABU

(that's You Are Being Unrealistic).

You can't have him. He's already in my attic. You'll have to fight me first.

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rightsaidthread · 18/05/2013 18:51

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 18/05/2013 18:54

Too late! Got him last night. He's down there right... now.

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 18/05/2013 18:54

Visualise Oh. Then who have I got?

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CrapsWithBears · 18/05/2013 18:56

Visualise You're on. To the death it is!

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qazxc · 18/05/2013 18:56

mmmm star trek movie. Maybe he'd like zachary quinto dressed as spock for company.....

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CrapsWithBears · 18/05/2013 18:58

Sorry to burst your bubble qaz (if you're a girl) Zack's gay. Sad

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EagleRiderDirk · 18/05/2013 19:00

Whoever is currently in possession of BC is not unreasonable as long as they let me visit from time to time Wink

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VisualiseAHorse · 18/05/2013 19:00

Jesus - I think you may have that chap who play Spock.

Alright Bears, let me get my fightin' stick...

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CrapsWithBears · 18/05/2013 19:01
Wink
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poppymagnum · 18/05/2013 19:02

I'll see your Benedict Cumberbatch and raise you Tom Hiddleston Grin

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qazxc · 18/05/2013 19:04

I know but a girl can dream of a spock/khan sandwich.
bears and jesus let's go round to visualise's house and liberate him. We can then sort out a time share.

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CrapsWithBears · 18/05/2013 19:05

Brilliant, I'll have him every day ending in y Grin

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qazxc · 18/05/2013 19:09

ah come on bear i'm sure there's more than enough cumberbatch to go round.

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 18/05/2013 19:10

Visualise Damn, you're right. Alright, off you go! Out!

qazxc Grin

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CrapsWithBears · 18/05/2013 19:17

True qaz, plus I'm pretty weedy so if he made a break for it I couldn't stop him by myself. Grin

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Thingymajigs · 18/05/2013 19:19

I've been biting my lip for ages in an attempt to hide my ridiculous crush on Cumberbatch. It started whilst watching Sherlock. "He is so interesting to watch isnt he DP?" "DP, he's such a good actor, amazing presence, charismatic even.." "Hey DP, do you find his eyes and voice oddly hypnotic?" "I think he has become my favourite actor in the whole wide world." And then my critique of Star Trek is just an excuse to talk about him too. I'm 31 fgs. Unless DP has been ignoring me I think there's a small chance he might've found me out.

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qazxc · 18/05/2013 19:21
half naked benedict anyone?
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Punkatheart · 18/05/2013 19:27

I could spend several lifetimes exploring his wonderful face.

But you are being VERY unreasonable. I have a cellar and that's where he will be - if you want to look at him - briefly.

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hollyisalovelyname · 18/05/2013 19:30

Can't see the attraction

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Punkatheart · 18/05/2013 19:32

Sexy. Unusual. Acutely intelligent. Funny. Dark.

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qazxc · 18/05/2013 19:37

the voice, the eyes, the brains, the brooding intensity, .....

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