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to want to kidnap Benedict Cumberbatch and keep him in my basement?

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qazxc Sat 18-May-13 18:47:38

I'd make it nice. I'm sure he's tired of all that hollywood stuff now and would love to ravish me on a daily basis. best not tell DP though.

LucilleBluth Sat 18-May-13 18:48:43

Not unreasonable at all, I love him.

Weegiemum Sat 18-May-13 18:50:50

You're in a fight with my dd1 (13).

She fights dirty! Believe me!!

VisualiseAHorse Sat 18-May-13 18:51:41


(that's You Are Being Unrealistic).

You can't have him. He's already in my attic. You'll have to fight me first.

rightsaidthread Sat 18-May-13 18:51:44

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Sat 18-May-13 18:54:09

Too late! Got him last night. He's down there right... now.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Sat 18-May-13 18:54:57

Visualise Oh. Then who have I got?

CrapsWithBears Sat 18-May-13 18:56:00

Visualise You're on. To the death it is!

qazxc Sat 18-May-13 18:56:36

mmmm star trek movie. Maybe he'd like zachary quinto dressed as spock for company.....

CrapsWithBears Sat 18-May-13 18:58:08

Sorry to burst your bubble qaz (if you're a girl) Zack's gay. sad

EagleRiderDirk Sat 18-May-13 19:00:19

Whoever is currently in possession of BC is not unreasonable as long as they let me visit from time to time wink

VisualiseAHorse Sat 18-May-13 19:00:33

Jesus - I think you may have that chap who play Spock.

Alright Bears, let me get my fightin' stick...

CrapsWithBears Sat 18-May-13 19:01:57

<cracks knuckles> wink

poppymagnum Sat 18-May-13 19:02:17

I'll see your Benedict Cumberbatch and raise you Tom Hiddleston grin

qazxc Sat 18-May-13 19:04:26

I know but a girl can dream of a spock/khan sandwich.
bears and jesus let's go round to visualise's house and liberate him. We can then sort out a time share.

CrapsWithBears Sat 18-May-13 19:05:45

Brilliant, I'll have him every day ending in y grin

qazxc Sat 18-May-13 19:09:00

ah come on bear i'm sure there's more than enough cumberbatch to go round.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Sat 18-May-13 19:10:25

Visualise Damn, you're right. Alright, off you go! Out!

qazxc grin <tools up>

CrapsWithBears Sat 18-May-13 19:17:11

True qaz, plus I'm pretty weedy so if he made a break for it I couldn't stop him by myself. grin

Thingymajigs Sat 18-May-13 19:19:18

I've been biting my lip for ages in an attempt to hide my ridiculous crush on Cumberbatch. It started whilst watching Sherlock. "He is so interesting to watch isnt he DP?" "DP, he's such a good actor, amazing presence, charismatic even.." "Hey DP, do you find his eyes and voice oddly hypnotic?" "I think he has become my favourite actor in the whole wide world." And then my critique of Star Trek is just an excuse to talk about him too. I'm 31 fgs. Unless DP has been ignoring me I think there's a small chance he might've found me out.

qazxc Sat 18-May-13 19:21:20 half naked benedict anyone?

rightsaidthread Sat 18-May-13 19:25:25

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Punkatheart Sat 18-May-13 19:27:25

I could spend several lifetimes exploring his wonderful face.

But you are being VERY unreasonable. I have a cellar and that's where he will be - if you want to look at him - briefly.

hollyisalovelyname Sat 18-May-13 19:30:07

Can't see the attraction

Punkatheart Sat 18-May-13 19:32:32

Sexy. Unusual. Acutely intelligent. Funny. Dark.

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