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Onesleeptillwembley Fri 17-May-13 16:52:50

As the title says

overprotection Fri 17-May-13 16:53:45

Happy birthday.

5318008 Fri 17-May-13 16:56:09

I'm doing active ignoring <makes cup of tea, flicks through glossy mag, goes UGH at stupid rich folk, goes for a poo, thinks about what to have for supper>

Mintyy Fri 17-May-13 16:56:53

YabVVVVU!!!

<froths>

overprotection Fri 17-May-13 16:57:48

5318008, I like how going for a poo triggers your thoughts on what to have for supper. Sausages tonight?

overprotection Fri 17-May-13 16:58:12

Hopefully not soup anyway.

5318008 Fri 17-May-13 17:00:20

hahahah at sausages for tea

proper lolling at that, I am grin

Onesleeptillwembley Fri 17-May-13 17:02:05

Can't sodding resist, can you! grin

TiggyD Fri 17-May-13 19:02:06

My aim in life is now to keep the thread alive. It will go on forever. A longer forever than a thread about badly parked transsexual cyclists who just want cash for their wedding.

JesusInTheCabbageVan Fri 17-May-13 19:06:33

On the subject of pooing and dinner plans. When the dog does a shit on our walks I always go through the following thought process.

Oop, dog's having a shit.
Don't think about food, DON'T THINK ABOUT FOOD.
Don't think...
I'm hungry, can't wait till dinner.
Bugger.

Then when I'm eating dinner, I'm tormented by mental images of a winking dog anus and a slowly mounting coil of shit.

BadgersRetreat Fri 17-May-13 19:08:15

<puts sandwich down>

thanks Jesus... grin

TiggyD Fri 17-May-13 19:08:24

"Coil Of Shit" is a great name for a band!

TheDoctrineOfSnatch Fri 17-May-13 19:09:37

Jesus <boak>

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere Fri 17-May-13 19:11:15

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

WandaDoff Fri 17-May-13 19:11:53

Thankyou for that mental image.

KittensandKids Fri 17-May-13 19:12:02

Jesus that is disgusting grin

I watched my dog doing a shit today, it's weird.

Oh

Yabvvvvvvvvvu clearly you're going to start a thread in AIBU

<goes off to search ops name>

JesusInTheCabbageVan Fri 17-May-13 19:16:29

grin

Badgers was it a cumberland sausage sandwich?

BadgersRetreat Fri 17-May-13 19:18:42

it wasn't, thank god. Bloody hell i won't be able to eat a sausage for a week now...

nenevomito Fri 17-May-13 19:24:19

Of course we can't resist.

TiggyD Fri 17-May-13 20:09:31

Bum

TiggyD Fri 17-May-13 20:09:43

p.

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